334 replies to this topic

[Delerrith]

You might be Lyran if you think betraying paying off half of your people is going to make you more popular.

Edited by Delerrith, 27 May 2012 - 08:49 AM.

[Ian Williams]

you might be a lyran..... if your a lyran!

Edited by Ian Williams, 25 May 2012 - 04:40 PM.

[Johan Karl Steiner]

You are definetly a Lyran if your recon lance weighs-in at 400 tons. And you're a Steiner if you bring your replacement mechs to a fight.

[PerryRaptor]

You might be a Lyran if you want to take over all worlds!

[McGruff]

Delerrith, on 25 May 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

You might be Lyran if you think betraying half of your people is going to make you more popular.

That hurts! Please exchange betraying with paying.

[Gattling Fenn]

You might me Lyran if your first impulse upon receiving a request to scout for enemy positions is to hop in an ATLAS.

[Delerrith]

Fixed earlier one.

You might be a Lyran if you stubb your toe and actually do feel better when you throw money at it.

[Skadi]

Chuckie, on 03 May 2012 - 04:55 AM, said:

Recon - (4) Awesomes
Assualt - (4) Atlases
Command - (4) Highlanders

Sound about right..?

What are these "awesomes" and "Hightlanders" you speak of, i only know of Atlas.

[Xetherius]

You might be a Lyran if you use your Altas' hand actuators to carry more Atlases into battle.

Edited by Xetherius, 22 June 2012 - 05:39 PM.

[rilianv]

You might be a lyran if you thought paying the clans would make them leave your planet alone

[Marak Varn]

If the only response your armchair commander has to the massacre of you and your mates is:

"There seems to be something wrong with our bloody mechs today!"

Edited by Marak Varn, 23 June 2012 - 11:02 AM.

[rilianv]

Marak Varn, on 23 June 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

If the only response your armchair commander has to the massacre of you and your mates is:

"There seems to be something wrong with our bloody mechs today!"

Or when they get back to base, he defends himself by claiming he ordered them to do something else in the first place but no one listened

[HedgeHog1]

You Might be a Lyran if you deliver pizzas in your dad's Atlas.
... if, your idea of a good time is seeing how many C-Bills it takes to fill the barrel of an AC20, and then pulling the trigger.
... if, your ordered to capture a city but you don't feel like it, so you hire Wolf's Dragoons to do it, while you go back to your pool party.
... if, when you wife finds out about your girlfriend your let the two of them duke it out in a pair of Atlas and sell the video rights to Comstar.
... if, you mow the grass in th back yard and find a Highlander.
... if, Your wife has ever said, "come move this Vlar 300 so I can take a bath."
... if, you wipe your Atla's butt with a Jenner.
... if, you have gold taillight covers on your mech.

Edited by HedgeHog1, 24 June 2012 - 09:34 AM.

[Lykaon]

You might be a Lyran if the only thing your invasion force can reliably out manuver is a bunker.

[rilianv]

You might be a Lyran if you have to buy more hangars to hold your ever growing supply of atlas's

[Oshay]

You might be a Lyran if you use your 'Mech not to fight, but to impress noble ladies so you can get into their pants.

Back seat of a Camaro? Nah. Back seat of a Commando!

Edited by Oshay, 25 June 2012 - 02:00 AM.

[rilianv]

You might be a lyran if you drive an atlas to work instead of a car or hoverlimo

[Greyrook]

You might be a lyran if your greatest victory in battle was bribing the enemy into leaving.

[rilianv]

You might be a lyran if your idea of politics is to pay people to agree with what you say

[Greyrook]

You might be a lyran if your commander's mech tonnage exceeds his IQ.