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#1 KANE LIVES

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:42 PM

Just make a bunch of jokes about being a Lyran such as this:
1 You might be a Lyran if when someone tries to rob you, you give him 500$ and tell him to keep the change.
2 You might be a Lyran if you are the USA's only hope for it's national debt.

#2 Werewolf Fetladral

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:13 PM

you might be a Lyran if you care about this thread.

#3 Cobweb

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:44 AM

View PostWerewolf Fetladral, on 29 April 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:

you might be a Lyran if you care about this thread.


No, true Lyrans don't even care ^_^

OP:leave your RL politics elsewhere.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:30 AM

You might be a Lyran if you think that taking the engine out of your mech to free up tonnage for weapons is a good idea. :D

#5 Leonidas Rommel

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:29 AM

Wha! How did you know? That's suppose to be a Lyran Military Secret!!!

#6 Chuckie

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:39 AM

The OPs initial jokes made no sense in the BT world....

They should be something more like this:

You might be a Lyran if you consider an Awesome a scout mech.

#7 Leonidas Rommel

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:48 AM

I dont't know any respectable commander that would send only 1 Awesome as a scout mech. Why use one when you can use a company, that is also your assault team, that engages through recon by fire!

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:55 AM

View PostLeonidas Rommel, on 03 May 2012 - 04:48 AM, said:

I dont't know any respectable commander that would send only 1 Awesome as a scout mech. Why use one when you can use a company, that is also your assault team, that engages through recon by fire!


Recon - (4) Awesomes
Assualt - (4) Atlases
Command - (4) Highlanders

Sound about right..?

#9 KANE LIVES

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 04:56 AM

No, needs more Atlases.

View PostCobweb, on 01 May 2012 - 09:44 AM, said:


No, true Lyrans don't even care :D

OP:leave your RL politics elsewhere.
Your right, I should. Srry.

View PostChuckie, on 03 May 2012 - 04:39 AM, said:

The OPs initial jokes made no sense in the BT world....

They should be something more like this:

You might be a Lyran if you consider an Awesome a scout mech.

Your right.
You might be a Lyran if you patch up your 'Mechs armor with money.

Edited by KANE LIVES, 03 May 2012 - 04:57 AM.


#10 Leonidas Rommel

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 05:08 AM

With gold plating....

#11 Atlai

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 05:32 AM

View PostSoviet Alex, on 03 May 2012 - 03:30 AM, said:

You might be a Lyran if you think that taking the engine out of your mech to free up tonnage for weapons is a good idea. :D

Thats not a good idea?!?

#12 Shezmu

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 06:09 AM

You might be Lyran if you buy a new Atlas every time the paint-job gets scratched. :D

#13 Uncle Totty

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 03:57 PM

You might be Lyran if you deploy Commandos as light infantry. :)

Edited by Nathan K, 04 May 2012 - 03:59 PM.


#14 Manthony Higgs

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:25 PM

You might be a Lyran if your commander got his job by attending a party.

#15 Evgeny Bear

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:42 PM

You might be a Lyran if your regiment is led by a Davion and gets beaten by Clanners

#16 MekBeth

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:43 AM

You might be Lyran if you solved equations with n unknowns back at school always with "Bigger = Better" and "More = Bigger"

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 02:25 PM

View PostNathan K, on 04 May 2012 - 03:57 PM, said:

You might be Lyran if you deploy Commandos as Battle_armor. ;)

That's correct.

View PostAndar89, on 05 May 2012 - 12:42 PM, said:

You might be a Lyran if your regiment is led by a Davion and gets beaten by Clanners

Orly ? Steiner-Davion may be?
Strange, Wolf clan member but writes like Falcon..

#18 Tasorin

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 07:26 AM

You might be a Lyran if you "donated" 5% of your family's wealth to "Project: Quad Gauss" and can't wait for the new Lyran Dual Gauss to be delivered for attachment to your new twin hardpoints for dual guass's.

#19 Uncle Totty

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 11:13 AM

Could I be a Lyran if gave my Timber Wolf the weapon setup of an Atlas?

#20 Toothman

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 11:18 AM

....if you think a 95 ton mech is an atlas with a part missing.





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