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[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for how I could never, ever fill in the tiny gaps in the color left by my crayons.

[Coralld]

I blame you for when I let a friend use a brand new crayan and in about 10 sec they either snap it in half or have already warn it down to a stub, then has the nerve to ask for another one.

No you A-Hole, you can not use another one!!

Edited by Coralld, 10 August 2014 - 08:36 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for parents who refuse to keep their loud, spoiled, screaming, obnoxious, and outright mean kids under control because they refuse to discipline them properly.

(I'm not talking about most parents, every kid screams and cries, what I'm talking about is kids who attack other kids and steal and generally be sadistic little sh*ts about everything while their hippie parents sit idly by and smoke whatever it is they have while their kid(s) terrorize the neighborhood. Makes me want to knock some heads together. )

[Coralld]

StompingOnTanks, on 10 August 2014 - 09:03 AM, said:

I blame you for parents who refuse to keep their loud, spoiled, screaming, obnoxious, and outright mean kids under control because they refuse to discipline them properly.

(I'm not talking about most parents, every kid screams and cries, what I'm talking about is kids who attack other kids and steal and generally be sadistic little sh*ts about everything while their hippie parents sit idly by and smoke whatever it is they have while their kid(s) terrorize the neighborhood. Makes me want to knock some heads together. )

I blame you for me not being able to like this more than once.

Edited by Coralld, 10 August 2014 - 09:27 AM.

[Vimeous]

I blame you for our canteen being shut, the vending machines being empty and the morning bacon buttie run being cancelled.
All I've had are breakfast bars and a packet of Rib-n-Saucy Nik Naks ..... FEED ME!

[XphR]

I blame you, for allowing the outrage that is a canceled bacon buttie run to fester quietly, for not rolling that rage into the palatable action of bacon buttie melting into the acids of your stomachs into reality.

[Coralld]

I blame you for the war on bacon that is perpetuated by Vegetarians/Vegans.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for how much my head hurts for apparently no reason.

[Coralld]

I blame you for not drinking enough H2O I suppose.

[XphR]

I blame you for pressure headaches from weather fronts.

[Coralld]

I blame you for not confronting the weather and telling it 'Hey!! Stop it.'

[CyclonerM]

I blame you for the forum admins not sticking this and the fun facts threads.

[XphR]

I blame you for not folding and then posting origami.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for the Earth being flat.

[XphR]

I blame you for not folding and then posting the earth.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for not folding the world's first supersonic paper airplane and building the world's first supersonic cyborg throwing arm to launch it, and posting it.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 14 August 2014 - 01:51 PM.

[XphR]

I blame you for how difficult it would be to fold the Bell x-1.. much less the paper needed to create a supersonic cyborg throwing arm and paper fires from supersonic paper airplanes..

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for instructions and print-outs for just such an airplane (and many others) existing on the other end of a quick Google search.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for not utilising self-folding technology in your mechanical constructs.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 14 August 2014 - 02:38 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for technology scaring me.