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#6561 Nightmare1

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Posted 02 October 2015 - 03:51 PM

I blame you for MWO's website being abnormally sluggish this past week.

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Posted 02 October 2015 - 11:05 PM

I blame you for my thinking the sluggishness was just my as usual woefully bad AT&T "Broadband" connection(You should have said something sooner!).

#6563 MarineTech

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Posted 03 October 2015 - 01:09 AM

I blame you for Simple Chonic Halitosis.

Oh God, your breff.

#6564 Nightmare1

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Posted 05 October 2015 - 07:29 AM

I blame you for Global Warming, the Rise of Oceans, and that little bit of ketchup that I can never quite get out of the bottle.

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Posted 06 October 2015 - 01:34 AM

Hey. Not my fault that tacos make me emit green-house gasses.

I blame you for world hunger.

#6566 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 06 October 2015 - 01:45 AM

I blame you for attempting to solve world hunger with tacos. It was fortunate CptNXphR and the Sizzling Man could stop your dastardly plan before you were able to destroy the atmosphere.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 06 October 2015 - 01:46 AM.


#6567 MarineTech

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Posted 06 October 2015 - 01:22 PM

I blame you for not liking tacos to the same level I do.

Otherwise, you'd fully understand the necessity.

#6568 Nightmare1

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Posted 06 October 2015 - 02:59 PM

I blame you for having a Tier 1 taco infatuation.

Lousy-taco-meta-tryhard!

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Posted 06 October 2015 - 03:09 PM

I blame you for the peasants over in the StarCitizen threads that don't understand how to attack someones argument or stance on a topic without attacking that individual.

#6570 MarineTech

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Posted 07 October 2015 - 12:05 AM

I blame you for not realizing what a terrible person you are for having such opinions. :D

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Posted 07 October 2015 - 06:13 AM

I blame you for my PING lately, which fluctuates between 20 and 1020 for whole matches at a time at random intervals.

Thankfully it only happens once every few days or so, but it's ruining my Counter Strike matches when they do happen. -_-

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Posted 07 October 2015 - 08:47 AM

I blame you for randomness and the Butterfly Effect.

#6573 MarineTech

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Posted 07 October 2015 - 08:55 AM

I blame you for tooth decay.

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 06:53 PM

I blame you for borderline insane family members.

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 07:16 PM

I blame you for the priceless comedy that they provide.

(One of my aunts constantly check halloween candy for razors and poison. No she dosent take the any candy, but she believes that its a real thing.)

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 08:17 AM

You actually do have to be careful. I found a 9mm pistol in my Twix yesterday!

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I heard the bigger ones have machine guns, tanks, and battleships as prizes.

#6577 MarineTech

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 08:46 AM

I blame you for making me buy one of those big 1 lb Hershey Bars in the hopes I'd get a nuke....

I just wound up with diabeetus.

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 12:41 PM

I blame you for making me wonder what you could possibly need a nuke for.

Then again the spiders in K-Town can get pretty big.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 10 October 2015 - 12:42 PM.


#6579 Sizzles

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 04:23 PM

I blame you for causing several middle eastern countries to start stocking up Hersey's.

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Posted 10 October 2015 - 06:43 PM

I blame you for them not stocking up on Snickers, they could use a few.

ISIS: "We will destroy the West!"

Random Middle Eastern Dude: "You're not yourself when you're hungry, ISIS. Have a Snickers."

*ISIS eats the Snickers*

Normal Islam: "Ah, much better. Who wants free camels?"





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