Personal Honor Vows for MechWarrior: Online
Posted 15 May 2012 - 01:55 PM
Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:25 PM
I don't think your Birth Certificate is valid for the Licensing required to get you into a Clan BattleMech, I'm afraid... there's too many Parents listed... should be zero.
Edited by Prosperity Park, 15 May 2012 - 02:25 PM.
Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:31 PM
I vow always to wear pants while playing MWO at least 20% of the time.
Does the Jiffy-Flush offer any coupon deals?
Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:52 PM
I will remember that my job is first to provide information to the rest of the lance, and second to try and blow things up myself.
I vow not to call Clanners test-tube babies any more. I'll have more interesting insults by the time the Clans arrive.
Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:54 PM
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:09 PM
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:24 PM
This. This so much.
- Kill 'em all, collect their teeth.
Collect their teeth? The Bounty Hunter does not know if his dental plan will cover such acts........
(Thumbs though dental policy....reads a few lines).
Ok, its covered with a small co-pay. The Bounty Hunter is safe. But please make sure that while extracting, that you bill the correct tooth extraction code or else all of the cost of the tooth removal will come out of The Bounty Hunters pocketbook. Damn Insurance companies.
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:30 PM
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:32 PM
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:34 PM
Edited by Joseph Calvert, 16 May 2012 - 01:35 PM.
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:42 PM
Edited by MaddMaxx, 16 May 2012 - 01:43 PM.
Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:13 PM
Admiral Zeratul also vows to use laser-based weaponry as frequently as he possibly can.
Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:29 PM
I vow to run like hell any time else
what, I'm gonna be recon, speed is life!
Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:47 PM
Posted 16 May 2012 - 09:49 PM
Posted 16 May 2012 - 10:00 PM
Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:18 AM
i vow to be a supporter of MWO in all aspects .
i vow to take time out of my day to help teach new comers to the game how to play and help them have a great time
i vow to show as many ppl as i can the light of MWO and take them away from WoW.
i vow to use what ever tactic i can to win legitimetly (leg shots, head shots, hills, trees, buildings,water, own team)
i vow to help other ppl have a great time
i vow to alpha strike the hell out of the first unimagintave person who calls every one a noob. (no matter whos side their on)
i vow to blast my team leader in to oblivion when he or she is being an *** hat.
i vow to punish any elitst jerks that want to ruin the game for the rest of us with as many freinds as i can all while driving urban mechs.
i vow to screen shot or fraps and report any hacking or glitching or abuse of MWO.
i vow to treat and talk to every on like their a guy unless i see video proof that they are of the opposite sex.
i vow to give young kids a fair chance.
i vow to at some point throw a get together so we all can talk drink beer and meet up.
i vow to learn from ppl who are better than i am.
i vow to take on the devs when ever they show up to play with the community
i vow to leg garth!
i vow to listen to any problems that any one has in their life so they can get back to letting me turn there mech in to scrap.
i vow to try to donate some money at least once a month if for no other reason then to just say thanks and keep up the good work. (and servers).
Edited by Alisyn Chaynes, 17 May 2012 - 01:20 AM.
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