278 replies to this topic

[RadioKies]

No one mentioned:
Alt+F4 for 3rd/first person
When someone says that and people seriously disconnect I allways have to count to 10 first. A momemt of silence for the idiots that fall for it.

[Sparks Murphey]

Random pilot (Dead): I HATE F***ING SPIDERS
Other pilot: Get a girlfriend, then.
Battle pauses for discussion on the physical mechanics and constraints of such an act, while random pilot disconnects.

[GrandLocomon]

Someone yesterday said "I want an AMS that shoots AC/20 rounds". It made me laugh out loud, probably because I could picture it vividly.

[StompingOnTanks]

Occasionally, before starting a match, I'll give my team a goofy little briefing like one of the following:

"All right, MechWarriors! Today we are on a secret mission to get coffee and donuts. However, the enemy drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now, we gotta go kick their asses."

Or, when playing on HPG Manifold:

"Listen up, men! Today our objective is to capture the enemy's Space Bacon Factory! If we succeed, we will completely cut off the enemy's supply of bacon and the war will be ours! Forward, soldiers! FOR BACON!"

Both get pretty funny responses sometimes.

[kazlaton]

A funny one that I saw a while ago was "DId you know you can see your teammates loadouts by pointing at them and pressing \".

[Xanilos]

Edited by Xanilos, 30 April 2014 - 03:16 AM.

[Wildstreak]

During the Olypmics, I used: "Welcome to the 2014 Winter Mech Olympics" on snow maps.

Currently at random matches: "You will fear the wrath of my Ostscout, I swear!"
I love seeing how many are confused by that.

GrandLocomon, on 24 February 2014 - 06:03 PM, said:

Someone yesterday said "I want an AMS that shoots AC/20 rounds". It made me laugh out loud, probably because I could picture it vividly.

After seeing this, I though of Alice Cooper's song. Is MisterClean gone too?

[GrandLocomon]

Yesterday playing conquest, the match was nearly over. Some guy on the enemy team types:

"STOP!"






"Gamma time!"



I laughed so hard. I'm going to use that one.

[GrandLocomon]

Random noob: I'm a new player, any tips?
Random players: Don't die
Me: Don't use alt-f4
Random noob has disconnected.
Me: because it disconnects you
Me: I SAID NOT TO USE ALT-F4!

I couldn't find my screenie of it, but LOL

[Xanilos]

[Xanilos]

Well that backfired.

Edited by Xanilos, 20 April 2014 - 09:39 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Xanilos, on 20 April 2014 - 09:38 AM, said:

Well that backfired.

Shoulda seen it coming - just almost as likely for your teammates as the enemy.

What button is that, alpha strike?

[990Dreams]

I said: "Alt F4 toggles super sensors"

I thought most people were past that, but one guy DCed. Sorry to whoever that was.

[Xanilos]

Xanilos <ALL> we are 12 atlases
Pug1 <ALL> no im not
Xanilos <ALL> shh! dont tell them!
Pug1 <ALL> im a king crab
Enemypug <ALL> look i dont care if you have crabs

[Vanguard319]

SQUAWK!

Love em or hate em, you can't deny matches against the Word of Lowtax weren't interesting.

[Opus]

opus: red rover red rover send ( mechpilot name ) on over


he runs over.......

[James DeGriz]

Risko Vinsheen, on 06 March 2013 - 04:03 PM, said:

*Sniff* It makes me so happy to know I'm not alone here.

Escef, on 04 March 2013 - 08:19 AM, said:

You have no idea how unhappy I am with NC Soft.

disastrophe, on 04 March 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

Don't worry, you're certainly not the only Paragon exile here!

Nope.. definitely not