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[EyeOne]

Garth Erlam, on 12 February 2013 - 01:14 PM, said:

What the heck is a puma?

Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?!

[ArmandTulsen]

"Plan?"

"Take the G line."

"Get smashed and pick up chicks this weekend."

"I like the second plan better."

"That plan always works half way with me everytime."

"60% of the time."

[Sleepy Head]

Playing on my friends comp:

Beefinthebutt: LET US BURN THE WOMEN AND R@PE THE CROPS
Beefinthebutt: LET US R@PE THE HORSES AND RIDE OFF WITH THEIR WOMEN
Beefinthebutt: LET US KILL THE WOMEN AND R@PE THEIR PRIESTS
Random dude (forgot the name): Dude we get it ****!

[Barnaby Jones]

Someone: GL HF
Me:

[DEN_Ninja]

Just had some exclaim that we would lose with two spiders on our team.

As it turns I was one of them.

Me and my fellow spider proceed to lure 3 lights one being ecm and splat cat into a game of cat and mouse.

They clean up the 4 guys since it was 6v4 and then come and finish up the damaged lights and cat.

Go figure?

[dunkov]

Jchan1e, on 12 February 2013 - 01:04 PM, said:

"Is it a spider?"

1.What's it look like?
2.Like a big cat...
1.What, you mean like a Puma?
2.Yea man.

[Hakai]

1. "Okay...does anyone happen to be of noble birth or related to anyone who is in charge?"
2. "I had a crazy uncle who used to say he was Adam Steiner's illegitimate love child. Does that count?"
All Chat 1. "HEY OTHER SIDE...IF YOU LET US ALL LIVE, YOU CAN RANSOM 2. HIS UNCLE WAS CRAZY AND THINKS HE WAS ADAM STEINER'S ILLEGITIMATE LOVE CH.....WAIT WHAT?!
All Chat 2. "Illegitimate love child."
All Chat 1. "Can we even use that as a possible ransom?"
All Chat 2. "er...."
All Chat 1. "****....Okay...other side. If I tell you where everyone is, can I at least keep my mech? My wife is an old crone and I i've got a mistress to live for..."

[Budor]

1: wanna go lower or upper?
2: BOOOO IM A PANDA!
3: how do i put my weapons on different keys?
Alpha sound
2: WTF FU** YOU NOOB WTH!?
3: oops sorry
1: looks like base defence than, ok people lets do the following
Earsrms has killed 1
Base is being captured
Earsrms has killed 2
...


My battlecry is: LETS ALL POWER DOWN AND SAVE THE RAINFOREST!

Edited by Budor, 12 February 2013 - 05:49 PM.

[Wired]

"No good Sir, I refuse."

[Dagnome]

Ive always been partial to the following:

LG HF (Look good while having fun)
"You all are sexy in my book"
"I love you all"
"Yall smell like brownies"

[Gammanoob]

Tichorius Davion, on 12 February 2013 - 05:31 PM, said:

Just had some exclaim that we would lose with two spiders on our team.

As it turns I was one of them.

Me and my fellow spider proceed to lure 3 lights one being ecm and splat cat into a game of cat and mouse.

They clean up the 4 guys since it was 6v4 and then come and finish up the damaged lights and cat.

Go figure?

Lies, I said, "nooooo two spiders" and I stand by that comment, if we would have ended up facing 3 Raven 3Ls and/or a mix of other ECM light mechs it would have been painful.

Like Gammadin said the problem isn't that the Spider is a bad mech but that you are potentially trading it for much, much scarier light mechs.

Edited by Gammanoob, 12 February 2013 - 05:52 PM.

[fatcat01]

Somebody: "Bring the pain!"

Me: "Bling the train!"

confusion ensued, to my greatest delight

[Benyamin]

"Ok, split up, half go blacksmith, half go lumber mill, then we try to take the farm."

Some get it, some don't.

[DEN_Ninja]

Gammanoob, on 12 February 2013 - 05:50 PM, said:

Lies, I said, "nooooo two spiders" and I stand by that comment, if we would have ended up facing 3 Raven 3Ls and/or a mix of other ECM light mechs it would have been painful.

Like Gammadin said the problem isn't that the Spider is a bad mech but that you are potentially trading it for much, much scarier light mechs.

Yeah except that the Raven, Jenner, Spider, and Splat Cat decided that 2 spiders were the bigger threat. How did you like the fun killing spree? Very funny.

[Budor]

Benyamin, on 12 February 2013 - 06:00 PM, said:

"Ok, split up, half go blacksmith, half go lumber mill, then we try to take the farm."

Some get it, some don't.

Lets camp the stables, its a premade.

[Gammanoob]

Tichorius Davion, on 12 February 2013 - 06:00 PM, said:

Yeah except that the Raven, Jenner, Spider, and Splat Cat decided that 2 spiders were the bigger threat. How did you like the fun killing spree? Very funny.

It was fun, but we were a 4-man, so it would have been a sweep either way.

The other team weren't doing anything right at all.

[valkyrie]

I've been asking people to make a contract with me and become magical MechWarriors.

Thus far I've had no takers.

[G is for Gamma]

Gammanoob, on 12 February 2013 - 06:04 PM, said:

It was fun, but we were a 4-man, so it would have been a sweep either way.

The other team weren't doing anything right at all.

Its cool we were doing everything right. My leadership skills are amazing and I led us to a glorious victory. I am the Hamilcar Barca of mechs, the Scipio Africanus of giant robots, The Donald Rumsfield of dongs. Zulu Lance, best Lance.

[ZenWarrior]

Garth Erlam, on 12 February 2013 - 01:14 PM, said:

What the heck is a puma?

it's like a big cat

[DEN_Ninja]

Gammadin, on 12 February 2013 - 06:26 PM, said:

Its cool we were doing everything right. My leadership skills are amazing and I led us to a glorious victory. I am the Hamilcar Barca of mechs, the Scipio Africanus of giant robots, The Donald Rumsfield of dongs. Zulu Lance, best Lance.

I wasn't sure why a stalker seemed to be shooting SRM's at us lights from 500m away too. It was obviously that your shining leadership skills blinded them.

Pfft.