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[Grugore]

I was thinking back on all of the pug matches I've played, and a light bulb flared to life above my head. It was like a supernova in it's blinding glory. Consider all of the frustration endured, as your pugs split up to the four corners of the map and die. How they ignore the sound advice of more experienced players, as they say screw you and go off by themselves to die.

I believe the intelligence community could make use of this. Take a suspect, strap him to a chair and force him to play pug matches. Over and over again. When his enthusiasm wanes, hit him in the privates with a cattle prod. This, I firmly believe, will have them spilling their guts in no time. I've submitted this idea to homeland security. Hopefully, they will make good use of it, in the interest of our national security.