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#21 anonymous175

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:02 AM

Community Warfare

#22 Terror Teddy

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:05 AM

View PostZeno Scarborough, on 11 March 2013 - 10:02 AM, said:

Community Warfare


Isn't that what the forums are for? :)

#23 TungstenWall

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:17 AM

Lasers now make the Cartoon "ZUN ZUN" sounds.

You now play as the Red team vs the Blue team.

Players may now fight in Frozen City: Desert! (All snow is repainted to look like sand)

#24 Glythe

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:20 AM

You remember that whole MC consumable thing?

Early April fools B****es!

#25 Obadiah333

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:33 AM

Hero mech Timber Wolf free!

#26 Aethon

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:38 AM

View PostCairbre, on 11 March 2013 - 09:38 AM, said:

Release the Urbanmech, unchanged from its tabletop roots.

Give the players something they want, that is absolutely terrible.


Give me an Urbanmech, and I will give you a dead Atlas...for mere pocket change. :)

#27 FrostCollar

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:39 AM

Community warfare is being introduced imminently!

Too bad the clock is being simultaneously advanced to the Dark Age.

#28 F lan Ker

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:41 AM

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Player counter returns.

#29 NRP

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:45 AM

LRMs/streaks have a 25% chance to hit the mech that fired them.

#30 RacerX

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 10:46 AM

4000 MC for a WoB cloaked Urban Mech cockpit item. :)

#31 jper4

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:03 AM

-- skullface on atlas replaced by smileyface
-- Alpine map now the size of river city
-- clan invasion begins
-- LRM ranges doubled
-- two hour long easter egg (since it would have just passed) hunt- find and destroy the urbie bobblehead (random spawn spot) on the battlefield- winners get 1 day of free premium time or the free camo of their choice + a banner that says "Urbie Hunter" for the cockpit.
-- ECM has been removed from the game pending further tweaking and balancing- raven 3Ls go extinct
-- new mech announced! Guardian ultralight mech
-- forum warfare module announced- if your team is losing use this module to immediately link you to the forums to complain about bad your team is or how much the other team cheats!

#32 Corvus Antaka

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:04 AM

clan invasion and community warfare arriving.

#33 Z0MBIE Y0SHI

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:06 AM

Make double heatsinks actual double heatsinks for a day.

#34 Terror Teddy

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:06 AM

View PostTanar, on 11 March 2013 - 11:03 AM, said:

-- skullface on atlas replaced by smileyface


--ECM Atlas gains Trollface

#35 Sheraf

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:09 AM

View PostNRP, on 11 March 2013 - 10:45 AM, said:

LRMs/streaks have a 25% chance to hit the mech that fired them.




LRM will now home into random target, including the launcher, regardless of whom the launcher actually targeting :)

Edit: LRM will fly out to 180m then decide on its own which target it gonna fly to

Edited by Sheraf, 11 March 2013 - 11:12 AM.


#36 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:15 AM

Rotary










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#37 Tice Daurus

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:16 AM

Laser that actually go "PEW PEW PEW!"
PPC's and ERPPC's that say, "I'm GUNNA FIR MAH LAZORS!"
Explosion with confetti sounds funny with applause and new years eve party favor sounds
ballistics that make fart noises
when firing missiles, flowers come out of the launchers in a blaze of glory

#38 F lan Ker

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:16 AM

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Zombies. Every game has to have them, right?!

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:19 AM

Flamer roulette - every time you fire there's a 5% chance that your flamers transfer 50 heat to yourself or your target, instantly

#40 Terror Teddy

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:22 AM

View PostOpCentar, on 11 March 2013 - 11:19 AM, said:

Flamer roulette - every time you fire there's a 5% chance that your flamers transfer 50 heat to yourself or your target, instantly


Better - flamers DPS of 4 is now changed into 4 heat per second to the enemy and 0,2 DPS damage





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