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#41 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 09:33 PM

View PostKharnZor, on 22 April 2013 - 09:29 PM, said:

Walks in expecting 6mg Urban Mech, leaves relieved

Actually, if you buy now, we'll throw in a free Urbanmech, just for you! But call now, supplies are limited!!!!!!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 09:51 PM

A Spider lives inside an Urbie...

It's so improbable, it must be true!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 09:53 PM

Wait,i think i must have missed something....did a dev actually call a spider with 6 mg's devastating?

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 09:55 PM

View PostB1SCUIT, on 22 April 2013 - 09:53 PM, said:

Wait,i think i must have missed something....did a dev actually call a spider with 6 mg's devastating?

I think i linked it somewhere on pg one, but yes, in ask the Devs #35. Bryan Ekman did. And I am usually one of his apologists, but..... that comment was just too darn funny.

http://mwomercs.com/...evs-35-answers/

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 22 April 2013 - 09:56 PM.


#45 Jonathan Paine

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:03 PM

I apologize completely for Ekman's fear of MGs and flamers. He must have dropped with a super secret alt account when we ran a lance with Hunch Gangstahs - 3 MGs, 3 Flamers. We chased what can only be Ekman around for five minues, almost getting through the armor on one of his arms. He now lives in constant fear of what could have happened if those MGs did actual damage...

Edited by Jonathan Paine, 22 April 2013 - 10:04 PM.


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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:04 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 22 April 2013 - 09:55 PM, said:

I think i linked it somewhere on pg one, but yes, in ask the Devs #35. Bryan Ekman did. And I am usually one of his apologists, but..... that comment was just too darn funny.

http://mwomercs.com/...evs-35-answers/



Bwahahaha that's great.well,great in a sadly pathetic way i mean.
Also depressing that he basically said mguns will remain useless.
Coincidentally,i had one of those 6 mgun spiders start tickling my stalker earlier today on alpine.i was busy with an awesome at the time.i targeted it and saw what it was,summarily ignoring it for the time it took me to kill the awesome.then i turned and one shotted the poor little guy with my boated ppc/streak alpha strike.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:07 PM

View PostB1SCUIT, on 22 April 2013 - 10:04 PM, said:

Bwahahaha that's great.well,great in a sadly pathetic way i mean.
Also depressing that he basically said mguns will remain useless.
Coincidentally,i had one of those 6 mgun spiders start tickling my stalker earlier today on alpine.i was busy with an awesome at the time.i targeted it and saw what it was,summarily ignoring it for the time it took me to kill the awesome.then i turned and one shotted the poor little guy with my boated ppc/streak alpha strike.



You were fortunate actually. You see, you actually faced a 4 MG Spider-K. The 6MG version only exists in Bryan's darkest nightmares. Those extra 2 MG woulda been the death of you , for sure!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:10 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 22 April 2013 - 10:07 PM, said:

You were fortunate actually. You see, you actually faced a 4 MG Spider-K. The 6MG version only exists in Bryan's darkest nightmares. Those extra 2 MG woulda been the death of you , for sure!


I really wish you'd stop QQing all the time Bishy.

MGs are fine, learn to play.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:11 PM

Guys, if you dakka now, PGI might give you the legendary 8-MG Spider.

Very soon, the Piranha will make an appearance... next to an Urbie near you. :P

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:12 PM

View Postmdemon81, on 22 April 2013 - 10:10 PM, said:


I really wish you'd stop QQing all the time Bishy.

MGs are fine, learn to play.

ah look.. it's my own little troll. it's so cute. want a cookie little fella?

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:12 PM

View PostJonathan Paine, on 22 April 2013 - 10:03 PM, said:

I apologize completely for Ekman's fear of MGs and flamers. He must have dropped with a super secret alt account when we ran a lance with Hunch Gangstahs - 3 MGs, 3 Flamers. We chased what can only be Ekman around for five minues, almost getting through the armor on one of his arms. He now lives in constant fear of what could have happened if those MGs did actual damage...

Why do I suddenly want to build a hunchback this way? Something must be wrong with me...

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

View PostDremster, on 22 April 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:

Why do I suddenly want to build a hunchback this way? Something must be wrong with me...

Probably. But I want an Urbanmech, so join the crowd... sanity is overrated anyhow.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:36 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 22 April 2013 - 06:44 PM, said:

Thanks to a tipsy Dev with a loose Iphone, I can now present to you:

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THE DREADED 6 MACHINE GUN SPIDER!!!!!

So get your pre-order for the dreaded "Wolf-Spider" today!!!!!

Looks legit.

Also:
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Edited by MustrumRidcully, 22 April 2013 - 10:40 PM.


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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:37 PM

I would pilot an Urbanmech in a heartbeat. So what if it's slow, that's only important if you get caught all alone. With state rewind in game speed isn't as important as approach.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:07 PM

I can imagine Bryan took some flack on that Monday morning after he made that post. And then all was forgiven when Paul came into the room and said, "Wait, we made a ballistic spider? News to me."

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:37 PM

Also curious as to what a 3-Second Jenner was

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:49 PM

View PostDavers, on 22 April 2013 - 06:57 PM, said:

I would like to get some of the Quad mechs in. I can see them being close to the ground, with their front legs acting like shields (kind of like the Cent's arm).


QUAD? QUAD? COUNT THOSE LEGS GOSH DARNIT!

Seriously, didn't you read your spiderman comics? How many times did Peter Parker tell the villains arachnides have, in fact, 8 legs? OMG education, I hear you cry...

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:01 AM

View PostMild Monkey, on 22 April 2013 - 11:49 PM, said:


QUAD? QUAD? COUNT THOSE LEGS GOSH DARNIT!

Seriously, didn't you read your spiderman comics? How many times did Peter Parker tell the villains arachnides have, in fact, 8 legs? OMG education, I hear you cry...

Well technically if you cut off 4 legs from a spider, he becomes a quad.
Just saying

Though i prefer Scorpions.

Edited by Varnas, 23 April 2013 - 12:01 AM.


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:40 AM

View PostDeathlike, on 22 April 2013 - 06:50 PM, said:

It needs more dakka fabulous.


Your wish is granted!

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Maybe this can be the hero version.

Edited by Kiiyor, 23 April 2013 - 12:49 AM.


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:46 AM

Hey I already made this joke 2 weeks ago...



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