Have a new event:
Set up a webcam and put up a little sign with the following written on it in magic marker:
"Give a dev an indian burn- $25."
Then find the people whose girlfriends were apparently responsible for coming up with the UNCHANGABLE standards for flamers (must be 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% reliant upon generating heat, but also must have a hard cap that prevents them from overheating an enemy), LBX (can only be used for critseeking, but with no through-armor crits, and the only way to significantly buff damage must be through slowly tightening the spread), and MGs (must be critseekers but with no through-armor crits, that do pathetic damage).
Tie those people up and sit them on a chair in front of the webcam, and let the event begin!
Every time you pay $25, someone will come and give a dev an indian burn.
That should raise enough money to cure every disease known to humanity, with a tidy profit left over to fund anything and everything MechWarrior related.
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Two Birds With One Stone
Started by Sephlock, May 27 2013 12:39 AM
5 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 27 May 2013 - 12:39 AM
#2
Posted 27 May 2013 - 02:15 AM
Its a good idea but I can only agree with it if you include the option to have your torturer read messages from his sponsors to the devs before he does the deed.
#3
Posted 27 May 2013 - 04:08 AM
Great plan! I was thinking that we should be able to pick the Dev but then the Weapon Balancing team would never get any work done. Wait a minute on second thought....
#4
Posted 27 May 2013 - 07:00 AM
this is actually a very good idea, i know id pay money for that lol, not in a nasty way but in a good humoured way.
#5
Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:34 AM
At the next trade show they should have a dev dunk tank.
#6
Posted 28 May 2013 - 03:09 AM
Dev Dunker 2013 sounds like a win to me
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