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[TheDevilsIncarnate]

Dragon: No, that armor was not made of paper!

[Hex Pallett]

Hunchback:

4G: I'M GONNA BOOM YOU IN THE...hold on, lemme get the cramp off my right shoulder...
4P: Hot stuff coming through!
4SP: Wanna hug, babe?

Edited by Helmstif, 08 April 2014 - 07:19 PM.

[kazlaton]

I can't believe nobody on the internet thought up this one yet.

Firestarter: Go DIAF

[3Xtr3m3]

UrbanMech:But I want to play too!!

[Hayashi]

Awesome: You'll hit on me. Everyone does. Because I'm Awesome.

Locust: Catch me if you can.

Jagermech: The UrbanMech is NOT my brother!

Commando: It's not like I'm not wearing underwear or anything...! b..B..BAKA!

Edited by Hayashi, 24 May 2014 - 08:40 AM.

[Hex Pallett]

Hayashi, on 24 May 2014 - 08:39 AM, said:

Commando: It's not like I'm not wearing underwear or anything...! b..B..BAKA!

Yeah the six-pack CT armor and the cyclops head really helps with its joshi kousei impression....

[Hayashi]

Helmstif, on 24 May 2014 - 11:55 PM, said:

Yeah the six-pack CT armor and the cyclops head really helps with its joshi kousei impression....

Nothing is impossible for the Internet.

[ecued]

Locust - "you pu$$ies stay on the drop ship...i got this."

Hunchback - " My doctor checked my prostate yesterday, and my right arm and torso exploded."

Spider - "Ain't found a way to kill me yet..."

Atlas - "Does my a$$ look big in this mech?

Awesome - " My mom tied c-bills around my neck so the other mech's would play with me"

Commando - "That's not a leg"

Cicada - "Funny? How am I funny? Funny like a clown, am I here to amuse you?"

Stalker - "Damn the Atlas gotta phat a$$."

Orion - "Heeeeeeeyyyyy"

Edited by ecued, 31 May 2014 - 05:39 PM.

[crossflip]

My blue, white and cream Fang: DRAGON RAGE!

[Nova Latios Storm]

Locust: "Well...there goes my legs. x_x"

Atlas: "They see me rolling, they hateing."

Jester: "Let me put a smile on your face!"

Quickdraw: "You feeling lucky. Punk"

Ember: "Twisted firestarter"

Spider: "Anoying since 2012"

Awsome: "BANG and the dirt is gone"

Flame: "It is like looking in a mirror"

Fang: "rorrim a ni gnikool ekil si tI"

Jagermech: "Pew, pew, pew"

Hunchback: "Big bang therouy"

The-X5: "What happend to the X4, 3, 2 and 1?"

Heavy metal: "Dose what it says on the tin"

Timberwolf: "Khaaaaaaaaaaan!"

Edited by Nova Latios Storm, 03 June 2014 - 04:08 AM.

[Tustle]

Hollander/Blitzkrieg/Any mech without full arms: HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up! D8

Buccaneer/Brigand: Sixteen mechs' on a dead bot's chest; yo ho ho and a bottle of RAM.

Mackie: See here whipper snapper, back in my day we treated our elders with respect!

Stone Rhino (Behemoth): I'm not fat, I'm big boned! (Literally...)

Bombard/Bombadier:

Spoiler

Boom boom boom; I can't stop singing this bloody tune tune tune...

(Lawdie there sure are a lot of Battlemechs.)

Edited by Tank Man, 07 June 2014 - 11:53 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Daishi: "You've got to ask yourself Punk, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya?"

Adder: "Hssssss!"

Thunderbolt: "Feel my Thunder!"

Timberwolf: *Howls*

Warhammer: "Now you see me, now you don't!"

[MarineTech]

Dire Wolf - Drive the Titanic

[Podex]

ECM Cicada - "I am a figment of your imagination. Look the other way, please."

Locust - "RUN AWAY!"

Awesome - "Nobody loves me"

Hunchback 4P - "Do you smell that? Is something burning?"

[StompingOnTanks]

Dire Wolf: "Out of the way Jagernoobs, there's a new king in town."

[Novakaine]

"Fear the Stalker."

[Vimeous]

Jagermech: Victorimech

Dire Wolf: Now arriving at Gate 5 ...

Centurion: Tutankharmech

Awesome 8R lurm boat: Say hello to my little friends

Atlas: Hodor!

[Sparks Murphey]

Nova: It may be you, it may be me, but SOMEONE is going to bake.

[Brenden]

Direwolfs: Slow and Steady wins the race
Warhawk: Stick with what you know
Firemoth: Why be a hulk when you can be a Flash?
Hellbringer: Have to compensate sometimes.

[GonaDie]

Nova: