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The Status button goes from red to orange.
Everything is in slow motion now.
The letters of horror. "Maintenance". You know them. You experienced them before.
They burn in your eyes. You have to follow the rules. You press F5.
Dirt is flying in your face, in slow motion. Smoke appears, you hear distant explosions.
You hear a scream, turn your head slowly to the source. You see a corpse flying towards you, it's dead lips are forming the letters "NOPE", you close your eyes, hear a registers sound in the distant.
A little kid is screaming. "Where is my Mad Cat?!", you hear, but you cannot understand the sence behind these words.
You see a blue light flashing in front of you. A sound that makes you shiver. A ball of lightning crawls towards your face, you hear the sound of a toaster and distant pipe music.
A poptart appears. Freshly baked and warm.
Paul Inouye jumps around a corner, badly wounded, shooting his yellow nerf gun at the poptart.
It falls back to the ground, lays there. Time passes. The sign turns green. You see the new letters in the patch notes. Hotfix they say. But people seem to not be abled to understand these. It seems like they are just running, throwing green paper at something.
wait, this is not green paper, thats money!
What are they throwing money at? You see an obese guy, eating a chicken leg, petting his dragon. "IGP" stands on his golden armor.
As you proceed to walk towards him, your way is blocked. You see who is blocking your way.
Two big men, in shiny white armor. "You shall not pa-".
Your vision turns black immediately. You fall on the ground, you hear missiles flying, hitting the white armor, but they seem to not do any harm.
You see nothing. The only thing you hear is the sound of marching feet.
Wait, there is one sound, getting louder and louder. It comes nearer - "squaaaawwkkk...".
They are back.
Run, you fools.
Run while you can.
Run.
Edited by IqfishLP, 18 February 2014 - 03:57 PM.
