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[Star Wolves Admin Account]

Son (or Daughter),

I know I have never been there for you. Your mom Lucid Phoenix and I never knew you existed up to this point. It wasn't until my colleague Smoldering Pile informed me of you today that I knew we were blessed with a child.

It must have happened one drunken evening in the Galaxy Commander's Office in the teamspeak. I assure you it must have been one of the greatest days of my life if only I could remember it. I can't imagine the anger you feel towards us your parents for abandoning you, but I can promise you we didn't know.

I see that you have chosen to go Wolf, it was as if it was destined. I want you to know how proud your mom and I are of you; you've become a strong adult independent of what would have surely been the most traumatizing childhood ever.

It is time son (or daughter) come home to SWOL and inherit your rightful place as my successor. Blue Pheonix, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!

Join SWOL today!

Your dad,

Blueduck

[Lucid Phoenix Kerensky]

Love child, never meant to be,
Love child, scorned by society.
Love child, always second best,
Love child, different from the rest.

While it is true I may not remember that night either, it doesn't mean we don't love you.

Come home BluePhoenix.

SWOL needs an heir to the thrones.

Uncle Lucy.

[Troutmonkey]

I feel like I just witnessed something beautiful

[Marjan Lion]

Troutmonkey, on 21 January 2016 - 05:42 PM, said:

I feel like I just witnessed something beautiful

It's not. Believe me. It's not.

[Dino Might]

Blueduck, on 21 January 2016 - 05:09 PM, said:

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You just won the "post of the month," award. That was fantastic.

[MischiefSC]

This not the most awkward thin I've seen today.

It's close though.

[Star Wolves Admin Account]

I can feel you son (or daughter).

I know you are close.

Join us and complete me and Lucid

[JaxRiot]

I feel like I should have a Light Saber, or a droid, and maybe a robotic arm

[Flutterguy]

I think Blue Phoenix might have lucked in to the perfect time for PGI to be handing out free name changes.

[MischiefSC]

I see the Lucid Duck smurf being created as we speak.

[Solis Obscuri]

[Skoll]

I want the minute of my life back wasted reading this. Can we preemptively just ban anyone from SWOL posting here?

[Dirt6]

Skoll, on 21 January 2016 - 07:09 PM, said:

I want the minute of my life back wasted reading this. Can we preemptively just ban anyone from SWOL posting here?

But how would you find out about my illegimate love child then?

And where else would you be able to better waste time then in a SWOL thread?

[Skoll]

Greenduck, on 21 January 2016 - 07:26 PM, said:

But how would you find out about my illegimate love child then?

And where else would you be able to better waste time then in a SWOL thread?

No.

And a better usage of time would be slamming my **** in a car door.

isdickreallyfuckingcensored?

Edited by Skoll, 21 January 2016 - 07:30 PM.

[ShinobiHunter]

MischiefSC, on 21 January 2016 - 06:11 PM, said:

This not the most awkward thin I've seen today.

It's close though.

I don't even want to know...

[Dirt6]

Skoll, on 21 January 2016 - 07:30 PM, said:

No.

And a better usage of time would be slamming my **** in a car door.

isdickreallyfuckingcensored?

Stop using such bad language. My baby might be here any second! I don't want him learning any habits from the MechWarrior forums.

I'm going to prevent him from reading them too as they will make him stupid.

It is too late to save me but there might be time for him.

Edited by Greenduck, 21 January 2016 - 07:34 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Ah, that glorious night, conceived in a sweet moment of 'What are you doing? THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!'

[Wildstreak]

Skoll, on 21 January 2016 - 07:09 PM, said:

I want the minute of my life back wasted reading this. Can we preemptively just ban anyone from SWOL posting here?

Hey, plenty of people showed up for the Liao-Marik soap opera, stop complaining that some competition for Award Season showed up. Whadda ya gonna do, boycott?

[Star Wolves Admin Account]

MischiefSC, on 21 January 2016 - 07:47 PM, said:

Ah, that glorious night, conceived in a sweet moment of 'What are you doing? THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!'

I'm certain he barely felt anything.

[Skoll]

Wildstreak, on 21 January 2016 - 08:00 PM, said:

Hey, plenty of people showed up for the Liao-Marik soap opera, stop complaining that some competition for Award Season showed up. Whadda ya gonna do, boycott?

I've no idea what you're talking about.