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[FuzzyNova]

When this guy was yelling and screaming at the team. Telling other pilots how stupid they were and how dumb this team is becusse we didn't listen to what he said. And how he was a "real" pilot better than all of us. And cotinued to whine and complain about everyone until match ended and he had 24 damage with his atlas

[Jeffrey Wilder]

Excessive Paranoia, on 05 March 2016 - 08:55 PM, said:

I was on canyon network and a Jenner IIC tried to jumpjet across C3, but was sniped mid-air. In death, it pitched forward into a face down position and fell flat on its face, rolled forward onto its back, and then lay there with its feet wiggling.

I laughed for the rest of the match...

Yeah, not just the Jenner but all the mechs that turned on their backs (when killed) with legs wiggling is really funny.

[jper4]

Doman Hugin, on 06 March 2016 - 06:02 AM, said:

The closest of fought battles, we only won because we had a 0 ping DC on our side.
"everybody's dead Dave"

I had that happen in old river city conquest- we were up caps, other team had 2 or 3 people left and killed our "last" but timer was in the 700s and we had 4 caps I think. they ran like crazy to try and stop the caps but was too late. as we all cheered our victory from our spectating spot in the match long DC Jager at the spawn point.

another river city story. assault- old map. close match 11-11 I was in a blackjack DC maybe? anyway I had the ac20 and a few MLs, lost a torso and was down to 2 MLs. had no idea who the other guy was on their side and started capping the base. then I noticed he was capping our base and they had a head start. knowing i'd lose I announced in all chat that I challenged him to MORTAL KOMBAT! even the other team wanted their guy to come and fight. I get to the base and there's an atlas, also missing a torso, and out of ammo for his missiles and was down to either an SL or ML to my 2 MLs. being more agile I slowly wore him down and killed him.

him: that was cheap
me: says the capping atlas
him: good point.

and continuing the linked stories. another ac20 blackjack- back when they first came out and not many people liked them, I decided to toss an ac20 in and see how it worked out. was in frozen city. chasing a raven. hit him with my lasers and he goes partway down the map and powers down. sees me show up and starts to power back up BOOM AC20 to the rear torso- dead raven.

him: you put a goddamned ac20 in a blackjack!?!

I kept the ac20 in there ever since.

[Windscape]

Troutmonkey, on 07 March 2016 - 04:46 AM, said:

Spectating this poor guy who accidentally drops arty as his feet, panics, runs the wrong way and then scores a headshot on himself. We both had a good laugh afterwards

you know weve all done it once ( i know i have )