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[HIGH LORD KIT FAWKS THE WATCHFUL]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS MY BRAVE WARRIORS OF THE MECHANICAL ARMADA.

IN THE NAME OF THE DIVINE BALLISTIC, BLESSED BE HIS HOLY PROJECTILE, I COME TO SPEAK OF THE GLORIES OF OUR FINE BALLISTICALLY RELATED MECHS.

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http://mwo.smurfy-ne...341bd6765d90103

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OF NOTE: THOUGH THIS BUILD IS LIMITED IN ITS APPLICATION OF THE HOLY CHORUS BY A SUM OF 21 SHOTS, SKILLED WARRIORS MAY YET FIND THEIR USAGE ON THE BATTLEFIELD AS PROPHETS OF BURST DAMAGE.

MAKE AMPLE USE OF COVERAGE AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE BATTLEFIELD TO MITIGATE THE HERESY OF THE BEAM WHICH AIMS TO STRIKE YOUR FAITH.

OF GREATER IMPORTANCE HOWEVER, IS OUR POWER TO SUPPORT THE WHOLE OF THE HOLY MECHANICAL ARMADA OF THE BLUE.

AID FELLOW WARRIORS BY ABRUPTLY STRIPPING ARMOR OR FINISHING HERETICS BEFORE THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO UTILIZE THEIR DARK POWERS OF THE BEAM. THOUGH SOME WOULD CLAIM OUR STATURE IS SMALL (AND THOSE THAT WOULD CLAIM SUCH HAVE BEEN BEHEADED), WE MAY UTILIZE OUR POSTURE AS A MEANS OF DIVERTING ATTENTION FROM US (THE FINEST TACTICAL MINDS OF OUR TIME) TO OUR GRAND GUARDIANS OF THE HEAVY, AND ASSAULT; ALL WHILST SUPPLYING DAMAGE TO THOSE THAT THEY FOCUS UPON.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE HAND OF THE DIVINE BALLISTIC IN THE FORM OF MAX COOLDOWN AND RANGE MODULES, YOU WILL FIND THIS BUILD TO YOUR LIKING AS COOLDOWNS REACH AN EXTRAORDINARY 32%.

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http://mwo.smurfy-ne...c036a208fa43247

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http://mwo.smurfy-ne...5b818d6d54044ff

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FOR SOME OF OUR FINE WARRIORS, THE GLORIES OF THE HOLY AC20 ARE TOO GREAT A BURDEN. FOR THOSE THAT PREFER THE PATH OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF FIRE SUPPORT, THESE MECHANICAL MOUNTS SHALL PROVIDE AMPLE MUNITIONS FOR THE CHORUS OF THE DIVINE.

THE FIRST OF THESE RELIES ON ITS AMPLE SPEED AND VERTICAL CAPABILITY TO ALWAYS BE WHERE OUR HOLY BROTHERS IN ARMS MAY NEED THEM.

THE SECOND OF THESE FINE MOUNTS SACRIFICES SPEED, AND ONE TON OF ITS MUNITIONS IN THE NAME OF SURVIVABILITY (MAKING USE OF AN ENTIRE SIDE OF ITSELF AS A SHIELD)

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LET US SHARE WISDOM IN THE PURSUIT OF BETTER HONORING OUR DIVINE, ASSURING THE DESTRUCTION OF THOSE UNHOLY APOSTLES OF THE BEAM, AND OF THE RED "DO'RITO" MENACE.

Edited by THE GOD KING URBIE LORD OF MECHS, 07 April 2016 - 10:38 AM.

[GenJack]

PRAISED BE.

[jper4]

alas I must beg to differ slightly seeing these urbies so posted showing nearly the speed of three std 60 engine urbies combined!

for a slightly smaller engine our urbies may not have to suffer the loss of their mighty SL even while keeping the three tons of ac20 ammo at their side!

[Fox With A Shotgun]

The Clans would also like to present an offering to the HOLY CHURCH OF THE DIVINE BALLISTIC (dakka be upon him)

KFX-PRIME
ADR-PRIME

May the glory of the DIVINE BALLISTIC shine upon you.

Alas, one of our freebirth bondsmen also wishes to present his offering.

RVN-4X

Edited by Fox With A Shotgun, 07 April 2016 - 03:13 PM.

[stealthraccoon]

Well, you are close, but you needs less clothes, some hops and a little more zip!

[smurfy]http://mwo.smurfy-ne...0e6bec76e28454a[/smurfy]

My current chariot of glory!
[smurfy]http://mwo.smurfy-ne...07f8ebb4c870ec1[/smurfy]

Edited by stealthraccoon, 07 April 2016 - 08:18 PM.

[HIGH LORD KIT FAWKS THE WATCHFUL]

Tanar, on 07 April 2016 - 02:53 PM, said:

alas I must beg to differ slightly seeing these urbies so posted showing nearly the speed of three std 60 engine urbies combined!

for a slightly smaller engine our urbies may not have to suffer the loss of their mighty SL even while keeping the three tons of ac20 ammo at their side!

YOU SPEAK OF BLASPHEMY. FOR USE OF THE UNHOLY POWERS OF THE BEAM IS PUNISHABLE BY ONE TON IN MUNITIONS OF THE DIVINE CHORUS OF THE VENERABLE AC2. REPENT, AND SPEAK NO MORE OF SUCH HERESY.

Fox With A Shotgun, on 07 April 2016 - 03:09 PM, said:

The Clans would also like to present an offering to the HOLY CHURCH OF THE DIVINE BALLISTIC (dakka be upon him)

KFX-PRIME
ADR-PRIME

May the glory of the DIVINE BALLISTIC shine upon you.

Alas, one of our freebirth bondsmen also wishes to present his offering.

RVN-4X

BY THE DIVINE, YOUR DESIGNS ARE WONDEROUS.

ARE YOU OF THE FABLED MYSTICS OF THE MUNITION? I WOULD HAVE YOU IN MY SERVICE IMMEDIATLY IN OUR WAR UPON THE HERESY OF THE BEAM.

stealthraccoon, on 07 April 2016 - 08:09 PM, said:

Well, you are close, but you needs less clothes, some hops and a little more zip!

[smurfy]http://mwo.smurfy-ne...0e6bec76e28454a[/smurfy]

My current chariot of glory!
[smurfy]http://mwo.smurfy-ne...07f8ebb4c870ec1[/smurfy]

HERESY.

FOR USE OF THE POWERS OF THE BEAM IS CONSIDERED A BLASPHEMY TO OUR DIVINE BALLISTIC, BLESSED BE HIS HOLY PROJECTILE.

Edited by THE GOD KING URBIE LORD OF MECHS, 07 April 2016 - 09:49 PM.

[Fox With A Shotgun]

Only FIRE can improve the POWER OF DAKKA. KFX-PRIME

LET THEM COOK AS THEY FACE THE STORM OF SLUGS, UNABLE TO MOVE!

[HIGH LORD KIT FAWKS THE WATCHFUL]

Fox With A Shotgun, on 07 April 2016 - 10:09 PM, said:

Only FIRE can improve the POWER OF DAKKA. KFX-PRIME

LET THEM COOK AS THEY FACE THE STORM OF SLUGS, UNABLE TO MOVE!

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...4159df0372046c6

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BY SOME SIMPLE MODIFICATION, YOUR MECHANICAL BURNER IS NOW CAPABLE OF SUPRISING THE DEVILS OF THE RED "DO'RITO".

[Wraith 1]

I so wanted to like the Urbanmech, but it does not have enough fast. I am a light pilot first and a projectile enthusiast second.

But I can have both. Armor is for pansies anyways.


FAST

MORE FAST

NOT FAST BUT BIG SO IT CAN FIGHT FILTHY STREAKBOATS

[Aleski]

THE GOD KING URBIE LORD OF MECHS, on 07 April 2016 - 10:36 AM, said:

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS MY BRAVE WARRIORS OF THE MECHANICAL ARMADA.

I think your Caps Lock button is broken on your keyboard...

A new Dakka Hero has coming to the battlefield :
http://mwo.smurfy-ne...8457f9723d0cbb3

The DakkEmber !

[jper4]

THE GOD KING URBIE LORD OF MECHS, on 07 April 2016 - 09:53 PM, said:

YOU SPEAK OF BLASPHEMY. FOR USE OF THE UNHOLY POWERS OF THE BEAM IS PUNISHABLE BY ONE TON IN MUNITIONS OF THE DIVINE CHORUS OF THE VENERABLE AC2. REPENT, AND SPEAK NO MORE OF SUCH HERESY.

the reactionary branch of the cult of urbie must take a step back and reflect. for is it not written that the stock, unmarred by human mechlabs, urbie does in fact possess a SL? thus if the purest form of urbie bears the beam which is small and of short range it must in fact be allowed amongst our builds, lest we become heretics in violation of the code of urbie ourselves!

Edited by Tanar, 08 April 2016 - 07:13 AM.

[stealthraccoon]

THE GOD KING URBIE LORD OF MECHS, on 07 April 2016 - 09:53 PM, said:

HERESY.

FOR USE OF THE POWERS OF THE BEAM IS CONSIDERED A BLASPHEMY TO OUR DIVINE BALLISTIC, BLESSED BE HIS HOLY PROJECTILE.

Whaaa?
Urbanmechs with no small laser? It's just not natural! Three things doth an Urbanmech make:

1) large ballistic
2) small laser (a small pulse laser may also be used for the R63)
3) magic swivel hips

Edited by stealthraccoon, 09 April 2016 - 02:45 PM.

[paws2sky]

HAIL URBIE! Full of BOOM! May the gaze of your targeting scanner bless the faithful and curse the Red Doritos.

Please consider this most humble offering, Far Killer, Bearer of the Deadly P-TANG!

-paws

Edited by paws2sky, 07 June 2016 - 09:51 AM.

[4ries]

I wish to join the Cult Of The Urbanmech! For I have equiped my Urbanmech(s) with 2 or 3 mediumlasers but above all an AC2...!
I also love the Ballistic! I love projectiles for projectiles can do what no mere beam weapon can do...! And that is to annoy other Battlemechs...! Praise the Screenshake only offered by the Ballistic!

Please, do not judge me for installing the beamweapons!

Hail the Urbanmech! Hail Killing in Style! Trashcan Style! And always ready to take out the trash!!

Your humble servant (if I may...)

[TheWorstPlayerYouWillSeeToday]

4ries, on 06 June 2016 - 04:12 PM, said:

I wish to join the Cult Of The Urbanmech! For I have equiped my Urbanmech(s) with 2 or 3 mediumlasers but above all an AC2...!
I also love the Ballistic! I love projectiles for projectiles can do what no mere beam weapon can do...! And that is to annoy other Battlemechs...! Praise the Screenshake only offered by the Ballistic!

Please, do not judge me for installing the beamweapons!

Hail the Urbanmech! Hail Killing in Style! Trashcan Style! And always ready to take out the trash!!

Your humble servant (if I may...)

THE GOD KING URBIE LORD OF MECHS, on 07 April 2016 - 09:53 PM, said:

HERESY.

FOR USE OF THE POWERS OF THE BEAM IS CONSIDERED A BLASPHEMY TO OUR DIVINE BALLISTIC, BLESSED BE HIS HOLY PROJECTILE.

[KhanBhacKeD]

Say hello to the Gaussbie the only one silent with the True power of std 60!!

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...da79b8a26943619

[InspectorG]

As a representative of our Local 666, Locust Swarmers Union.


Take that garbage can outta here it is stinking up the last bit of respectable in this forum.

See the fire

Smell the stink

Urbies burning in tha street

YES I DID

YES I CAN

IM A LOCUST MAN

I DONT DRIVE NO GARBAGE CAN!!!!

[Rock Roller]

I laughed my *** off.

[Tybo]

This is fantastic.