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#1 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 03:30 AM

Unit Name: [Redacted]
In-Game Tag: CPOP

Unit Size to date: 23

Playtimes: Daily in EU times.

CPOP is a CW-active merc unit comprised of open-minded (and open-zipper #malicioussmile) folks. Our crew has the most good-looking, simply irresistible mechwarriors in the galaxy. Casual and stress-free, our unit never imposes stringent, draconian rules among our unit. We (usually) don't have a plan whenever we drop in a CW match instread we thrive in chaotic/crazy situation and get things done. We don't have formal doctrines/playstyle; just pure WBS: Wham! Bam! Slam! We care less about Battletech/Mechwarrior Lore; we care more about blood and gore. Last but not the least: we love to incorporate a little R-18 humor whenever we play as long we don't trigger the red flag. And while we can discuss anything under the Vitric sun we will never allow race, politics, religion, social status, gender, (and football) to create rifts and misunderstandings. We fight with fun and fervor. Gracious losers in defeat, magnanimous winners in victory at the end of the day we will be chanting Right Said Fred's "I'm too Sexy" song like metrosexual Atlases.

Perhaps you're interested in becoming a Cherry Popping mechwarrior? Here's some things you shouldn't expect though:

a.) If you expect to play in a fully organized, Teamspeak-vocal unit; CPOP may not be for you. We have players who cannot use Teamspeak efficiently for some reason. Besides, what's the essence of Wham! Bam! Slam! if we will have elaborate gmeplay? Being Teamspeak is a big plus factor. Still, map/situational awareness, , "press W for Win" aggressive mentality, violence of action, and lots of commonsense is enough for us. We keep it simple: minimal comms, maximum pewpew.

b.) If you are pilot who loves/like/prefer using LRM in Faction Play ; CPOP will not be for you. While we're not discounting the viability that weapon system, LRM requires teammates to plan ahead before dropping in a match for it to work effectively. And since we (CPOP) don't have a plan, your might not have a rewarding playing experience with us.

c.) If you use cheats; CPOP is definitely not for you. I will never allow cheaters to infest our humble, honest crew.

If you're all good with these, then you're most welcome to join our happy crew. just remember, bring some lube........ you'll never know when that ulta-AC will jam (#youhaveamaliciousmind).


Contact the following if you need a shoulder to cry on (after getting baby-seal clubbed in Emerald Taiga):


1.) RedOut (for anyone who speaks English and listens to techno)

2.) Floyd Foster (for Germans who wants to speak..... in German)

3.) MedVed 42 rus (for Russians who drinks while driving)

4.) Asterios (for other Russian-speaking players who can cook without setting the kitchen in fire)

5.) MrMarkusCZ (if you are a geek who speaks binary languages)

and last but not the least:

6. Jumping Gigolo (you need to pay if you need an intimate conversation with me)


And who told you we don't have a Teamspeak. Of course we have its just usually silent: (Teamspeak: na1.mech-connect.net then scroll down till you reach the our channel)

Website: http://mwocherrypopp...lanwebsite.com/

o7

Edited by Jumping Gigolo, 09 February 2017 - 09:17 AM.
inappropriate name


#2 MovinTarget

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 04:10 AM

.... when you say "newly formed" you are not kidding...

I played against you 2 days ago and you were not cpop if i remember....

#3 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 06:22 AM

View PostMovinTarget, on 02 October 2016 - 04:10 AM, said:

.... when you say "newly formed" you are not kidding...



I played against you 2 days ago and you were not cpop if i remember....


well technically CPOP was formed around 3 months. It was my solo merc unit when I left my previous CJF loyalist unit. I still consider ourselves a newly formed/established unit since we've just been getting members the past few weeks. Posted Image

And yeah I remember that match 2 days ago when we were still at CJF. It was in Emerald Taiga it was a good and fun match.

not sure though why you think i was in a different unit tag. If you have doubts about me, kindly ask you good fella unit mate XXPUGXX

cheers o7


P.S.

initial post revised as pointed out by MovinTarget, striking out the "newly formed". thanks for pointing that out Posted Image

cheers o7

Edited by Jumping Gigolo, 02 October 2016 - 06:41 AM.


#4 xX PUG Xx

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 06:41 AM

Yes, I can vouch for your doubts about the sanity of Jumpin' :D

Good luck with the unit mate, hit me up when we're on the same faction and we can blend our craziness ;)

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 06:45 AM

Gig is a fun drop caller who gets people involved. Listen to the man and you will have fun. :D

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 07:07 AM

Sounds like a friendly, crazy scrim may be order...

#7 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 02 October 2016 - 08:29 AM

View PostxX PUG Xx, on 02 October 2016 - 06:41 AM, said:

Yes, I can vouch for your doubts about the sanity of Jumpin' Posted Image

Good luck with the unit mate, hit me up when we're on the same faction and we can blend our craziness Posted Image


imma gonna pinch your male mammary glands if i see you in the same faction hehehe

cheers o7

#8 Burt0n

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Posted 05 October 2016 - 03:04 PM

Played in CW with these guys. Really friendly bunch.

#9 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 12 October 2016 - 06:57 AM

Greetings! visit our website

http://mwocherrypopp...lanwebsite.com/

o/

Edited by Jumping Gigolo, 12 October 2016 - 06:57 AM.


#10 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 15 October 2016 - 02:20 AM

welcome to [Redacted], sir Test Pilot

o/

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Posted 15 October 2016 - 06:56 AM

Come back home to the green parrots, Gigolo. Come over to the dark side of the force, we still got some cookies.

#12 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 15 October 2016 - 07:52 AM

Hi Sir Cox o/ we already drank too much FRR beer. time to go back home and get sober.

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Posted 15 October 2016 - 12:48 PM

Awww this is tempting!
I may consider joining.
Although, since i'm pleb tier, i will bring lrm.. and lrm only..

...triple LRM100 Suckoner and LRM60 Badder derp deck for teh win!

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Posted 15 October 2016 - 01:55 PM

hahaha Toha/LOADED o7

Edited by Jumping Gigolo, 15 October 2016 - 01:55 PM.


#15 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 07:49 PM

[Redacted] just got ISO-certified (Intrinsically Sexy Online).

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Posted 24 October 2016 - 12:55 AM

+1
if you look for winning while having a good laugh, these guys are your choice!
plus I get paid for this ad in natural produce by gigolo.
<3 guys, all the best for your new team.

#17 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 12:38 PM

hi sir illcapitan. thanks!

and by the way, please pm me your account number (and passcodes, passwords, and answers to secret questions). i will send my payment hehehe

#18 Jumping Gigolo

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Posted 27 October 2016 - 06:45 AM

welcome to [Redacted], sir s0100101 and Torsmo

o7



visit our website: http://mwocherrypopp...clanwebsite.com

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:40 AM

I heard you guys changed careers... you're migrant farmers now???

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 01:47 PM

View PostMovinTarget, on 02 November 2016 - 05:40 AM, said:

I heard you guys changed careers... you're migrant farmers now???


from [Redacted] to Cherry Pickers now we're named "No Lurms" Posted Image





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