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#1 Balls of Steele

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:13 AM

I've always wondered how wizards in the Potter 'verse would stand up to fast jets, automatic weapons and bvr artillery. Surely against a Battlemech they don't stand a fighting chance? Is there a spell that can block a PPC?

#2 Scabrous

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:16 AM

Well, the problem with magic is that its magic. The problem with battletech is that its mostly magic. Also I just wanted to say this is the best thread, and I think its going places.

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:17 AM

is there a spell that can stop a nuke machine-gun artillery or modern tactics?
we don't need mechs just viable targeting data

those were 4 things btw

#4 BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:23 AM

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#5 Shredhead

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:32 AM

Am I the only one here who expected the saga to end with Harry getting killed in Iraq?
Hmm, I can still not imagine spells to increase pilot skills...

#6 Gabopentin

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:32 AM

During one of my excursions on World of Woosies I was challenged to a duel by a L5 Wizard type char. I was a L25 Barbarian. The rule was only magic. So I hit him with my sword. 1 hit kill. When he complained I had to explain the magic was in the sword. When small skinny speccy gets a PPC discharged rammed down his throat all the magic in the fantasy world will not save him.

#7 Pyrite

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:48 AM

"Abra Levi-"
*squish*
"Ew. What did my Mech just step in?"

#8 Justesp

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:52 AM

Wizards would lose! You have to see it coming to defend against it with magic, I would think.

#9 Kohnas

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 05:00 AM

How would a wizard even know that a gauss rifle round is coming at form 1500meters out? Wizards have no defence against snipers

#10 Gabopentin

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 05:11 AM

Expeliaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!

#11 Flagellum

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 05:12 AM

Is Harry Potter canon?

#12 Marcello GK

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 05:14 AM

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Wizardout a chance

#13 Fabe

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 05:20 AM

Idea's for other Battletech Vs threads,

Battletech VS "Friends"
Battletech VS your local news program
Battletech VS a small Kitten
Battletech VS a empty coke can

#14 Pyrite

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:28 AM

Battletech vs. the Kardashians
Battletech vs. Justin Bieber
Battletech vs. Snooky
Battletech vs. the french military
Battletech vs. Hitler
Battletech vs. global warming

#15 Atlai

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:42 AM

View PostFabe, on 19 July 2012 - 05:20 AM, said:

Battletech VS a empty coke can

So basically BT vs an Urbie?

#16 Eximar

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 09:01 AM

Magic + Firepower = Win

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#17 Dymitry

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:53 PM

Mmmh...surely Hermione knows all the weaknesses of Atlas?

#18 Atlai

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:01 PM

View PostDymitry, on 19 July 2012 - 02:53 PM, said:

Mmmh...surely Hermione knows all the weaknesses of Atlas?

Bam! Clan invasion.

#19 Zakatak

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:17 PM

Harry Potter is silly.

Here is what wizards do:



Here is what muggles do:



Oh, so this Voldemort dude and his wizard friends want to take over the world with their fancy wands? Enjoy your 50 megaton nuke.

Edited by Zakatak, 19 July 2012 - 06:18 PM.


#20 JFlash49

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:30 PM

i all depends on if they can cast a spell faster than a laser can shoot...and an effective one at that



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