The time for my foot to be looked at once more has arrived.
As I arrived at the doctors office Mr. Murphy must have been giggling as I discovered that the foot doctor was at the very end of a long hall. A very long hall. I managed to limp my way to said office, with the help of a pair of crutches.
Got to the office, filled out paper work. Sent to room.
Wait.....half an hour. Nurse comes in.
The nurse then started to take a better look at my foot, and check for any discomfort. Being male, my eyes could not help but notice some of the view right down her (content censored).
Then the orderly came in. 100% gay. Now I don't have anything against gay men. I'm just not one of them. I like to keep my fantasies geared towards the opposite sex.
"O-o-o-o. We get to take our temperature" he said in a song like canter.
"No we are not". I said.
The nurse figured out what was going on right off the bat. Finished her exam and another nurse came into the room to fit me for a boot to keep everything lined up. Getting it one...was uncomfortable at best. Hey, but it works.
Then some dude by the name of Murphy started laughing as I discovered that I had to traverse said hall once more, now with the thumper. Thump. Thump. Thump. But I'm happy. Winter is coming, yes I said it. Winter is coming.
Then I realize, that my toes are sticking out of the end of my new foot wear. Snow. Yep, it's in the forecast. So I get to endure 6 weeks of the thumper. I don't think they make socks big enough to go over this thing. It's gonna be a long six weeks.
Come spring, I'm gonna play some Justin Beiber songs to the moles and get even with them.
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A Rant Doctors Office
Started by Kalimaster, Nov 17 2016 03:53 PM
7 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 17 November 2016 - 03:53 PM
#2
Posted 17 November 2016 - 04:21 PM
I'd link you to some boot covers, but the brief peek I took makes me think they designed the patterns so that I would just as soon get frostbite and have my toes fall off than actually wear one.
#3
Posted 18 November 2016 - 08:34 AM
Let's just say I know where the Borg got some of their adaptations.
#4
Posted 18 November 2016 - 11:17 AM
im so glad we dont get health care here unless were middle class. places like that give me the creeps.
#5
Posted 21 November 2016 - 02:23 AM
thumper pics or it didn' happen.
time to crochet some own socks?
time to crochet some own socks?
#6
Posted 23 November 2016 - 10:31 AM
I don't think you want to look at my toes. I haven't had my pedicure done yet.
#8
Posted 30 November 2016 - 08:40 AM
I'm working on your toe porn. lol.
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