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[Herpes Type 9]

I'll start-


Zito's mom has got it goin' on
Zito's mom has got it goin' on
Zito's mom has got it goin' on
Zito's mom has got it goin' on

Zito, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Zito's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Zito, can't you see you're just not the Mechwarrior for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Zito's mom

Zito's mom has got it goin' on
Zito's mom has got it goin' on

Edited by Herpes Type 9, 08 January 2017 - 02:45 PM.

[nehebkau]

I liked Zito's mom's booth at CES -- wish they could find her room inside the building rather than out back.

[tenchugecko]

i once tried to calculate the volume of Zito's mum. I ended up reading an article about the border length of a fractal.

[Herpes Type 9]

I hear Zito's mom drives a Kitfox with lurms and wins.

[Psycho Cop]

I hear Zito's mom is responsible for all the hacking, not the Russians. And all those e-mails for blue ***** pills, also send by Zito's mom.

Edited by Psycho Cop, 09 January 2017 - 06:37 AM.

[Lily from animove]

Lily called, when she got the word,
She said "I suppose you've heard about Zito."
Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outside,
But I could hardly believe my eyes,
As a big limousine rolled up
into Zito's drive:

I don't why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go,
I guess he's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for this thread I've been hearing of Zito
(Zito, who the f.. is Zito?)

[feeWAIVER]

Psycho Cop, on 09 January 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:

I hear Zito's mom is responsible for all the hacking, not the Russians. And all those e-mails for ***** pills, also send by Zito's mom.

CONFIRMED: Zito's Mom is a Russian.
CONFIRMED: Zito's Mom saved western civilization.

[Aramoro999]

Zito's mom drives lrm atlas.


dat ho

[Akula0815]

I heard Chuck Norris tried his luck on Zito´s mom. He lost.

[Natural Predator]

I once tried to shoot zito in the back with a viper, But his mom came out of nowhere with an LRM 20 nova and took me down.

[Idealsuspect]

one, two , one , two


Zito, do you remember when I mowed your team? (mowed your team)
Your mom came out with just a ecm on (ecm on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a teamate over there." (a teamate over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your unit leader walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

(Zito, who the f.. is Zito?)

Edited by Idealsuspect, 09 January 2017 - 05:18 PM.

[Herpes Type 9]

I didn't get this name from anyone. *cough

Edited by Herpes Type 9, 12 January 2017 - 01:53 AM.

[Herpes Type 9]

Also did anyone notice this Zito's mom thread has and achievements tag?

[tee5]

I heard Zito's Mom plays all these crazy IS-Pug builds (lrm-Atlas, 1 AC2 Warhammer, lrm-raven etc.) all by herself, to aggravate us.

[Starbomber109]

Whatever you do, don't make her angry.

She'll call her friends, the pastor and the PTA!
They'll find you on polar Highlands and ruin your day.

[Positive Mental Attitude]

She got me sick.

[Jumping Gigolo]

Redjack d3, on 15 January 2017 - 09:25 AM, said:

She got me sick.

STD?

[Zito]

Thank you for all the in game love for my mom. She sends you all her best wishes back, but please stop buying me mech packs. Your chances of getting with my mom are not improved by buying me mechs. The last dozen or so codes sent to me have been donated to Mom's favorite streamers to be distributed for charity.

#ThePriceofMomWentUp

[Positive Mental Attitude]

Zito, on 17 January 2017 - 08:01 AM, said:

Thank you for all the in game love for my mom. She sends you all her best wishes back, but please stop buying me mech packs. Your chances of getting with my mom are not improved by buying me mechs. The last dozen or so codes sent to me have been donated to Mom's favorite streamers to be distributed for charity.

#ThePriceofMomWentUp

It better not be that miniture caveman on ngng she gave them to.

[feeWAIVER]