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[Jarl Dane]

I've been challenged by a warrior of Clan Ghost Bear, via the crude and vulgar traditions of your 'people', to single combat.

Oberfuhrer, on 01 July 2017 - 11:56 PM, said:

IS scum: You cannot steal that which already belongs to you. A true warrior doesn't demand, he TAKES! I wish to counter this whining excuse of a post and issue my own: I Oberführer of Arctotherium Winter 7th Brigade, do challenge Mech the Dane to trial by combat on behalf of PGI over the expressed color schemes! I bid one point to this conflict. By the rules of zellbrigen I am not allowed to retreat from inferior foes. May the memories of Hans Ole Jorgensson and Sandra Tseng guide my hand.

As cowardice and general cockroachery was removed from our genetic legacy by the fleeing SLDF 'warriors' to the deep periphery centuries ago, I have no inclination other than to accept.

Mech The Dane, on 02 July 2017 - 05:34 PM, said:

I'll meet you in the Steiner coliseum and to be fair I recommend we fight from the same weight class of mech, as the challenged I choose a heavy. I will drop against you three times, regardless of the outcome of each fight.

Tell me a date, an evening, a time and I will let you know if I can attend. I will require one Thegn to be in the spectator slot to film our combat and have no problem if you bring your retainer to do the same.

I now await a response, a date, a time. I am eager to redden my hands with the blood of your ill-bred mutants. Meet me in combat and learn what it means to fight a Norsemen; a Hero of Þórr and a Herald of Oðinn, a cleaver of shields and a breaker of spears.

Within the hallowed halls of the ISENGRIM the Skalds chant my warsong and the High-Thegns solemnly arm their Red Ring-Giver, their Jarl.

I am made ready.

Edited by Mech The Dane, 03 July 2017 - 01:19 PM.

[Tarogato]

[LordLeto]

Edited by LordLeto, 03 July 2017 - 02:02 PM.

[QueenBlade]

[Naglinator]

Considering Oberfuhrer use of contracts in his challenge, he is at best a freebirth and most likely a filthy IS freebirth. Should be an easy crush, even for a Viking.

[r00t b33r]

> "...over the expressed color schemes!"

You do recognize that you are fighting over colors, right? Will you be going after Bazooka Bubble Gum in a Zubenelgenubi (whatever it's called) too?

If anything: I'd think it flattering if PGI had their announcement graphics showing off similar colors [4ARM] uses. Having said that, I can recommend a really good graphics guy to rebrand the losing unit's logo/colors. ;]

[nehebkau]

This clanner has NO honour if he does not bid himself down in weight. If he shows up in a 75T mech we know his vat was rejected as impure.

Edited by nehebkau, 03 July 2017 - 07:46 PM.

[justcallme A S H]

Well someone had has their jimmies positively rustled.

[Jep Jorgensson]

Use of contractions, undue rudeness, and no offer to bid. Sounds like an overeager bondsman trying to get himself noticed. A true Clansman does not use contractions, is generally not unduly rude, and adheres to our ritual of batchall.

As for Mech The Dane, grammar aside (prepositions such as the word "the" should not be capitalized unless it is at the start of a sentence), you stated:

"As cowardice and general cockroachery was removed from our genetic legacy by the fleeing SLDF 'warriors' to the deep periphery centuries ago, I have no inclination other than to accept."

If that were the case and only the "best and bravest warriors" were left in the Inner Sphere; then tell me, whose flag were you flying before 3034 again?

If you have issues with one of our bondsman, then I would appreciate it if you take it up with him and his master without slandering all of the Clans. It is rather unduly rude, after all.

Edited by Jep Jorgensson, 14 July 2017 - 01:28 PM.

[KHAN ATTAKHAN]

Sounds like someone should find a girlfriend

[Roland09]

Let me venture out on a wild guess: The Clanner balked, turned and ran?








How unexpected.

[Jarl Dane]

KHAN ATTAKHAN, on 13 July 2017 - 01:07 AM, said:

Sounds like someone should find a girlfriend

My wife would kill me.

r00t b33r, on 03 July 2017 - 07:15 PM, said:

You do recognize that you are fighting over colors, right?

Any excuse is a good excuse to have fun. And you never should need an excuse to blow mechs up in this game!

Roland09, on 16 July 2017 - 05:30 AM, said:

Let me venture out on a wild guess: The Clanner balked, turned and ran?

Indeed, the sagebrush rattle in the wind and no Clanner steps forward to schedule our grand melee.
Disappointing =(

[Roland09]

Mech The Dane, on 20 July 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

Indeed, the sagebrush rattle in the wind and no Clanner steps forward to schedule our grand melee.
Disappointing =(

ᚾᛁᚦᛁᚴᛦ, the lot of them.

[Jep Jorgensson]

Mech The Dane, on 20 July 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

Indeed, the sagebrush rattle in the wind and no Clanner steps forward to schedule our grand melee.
Disappointing =(

Very well then. For the honor and glory of Clan Ghost Bear, I, Galaxy Commander Jep Jorgensson, Commander of the 12th Bear Guards of Clan Ghost Bear, accept your challenge to a duel on the behalf of my clan. Do you still wish to drop in heavies or would you like to rebid your position? I am free for most of Sunday, would that work for you?

Edited by Jep Jorgensson, 23 July 2017 - 08:56 AM.

[Jarl Dane]

I accept your challnage. But I am currently out of town. Would next Sunday work?

[Duke Einholt]

I would love to watch this, any chance you will post this fight?

[Jep Jorgensson]

Mech The Dane, on 22 July 2017 - 10:48 PM, said:

I accept your challnage. But I am currently out of town. Would next Sunday work?

Aff. Just inform me if you wish to rebid your weight class.

[Jarl Dane]

Jep Jorgensson, on 23 July 2017 - 08:46 AM, said:

Aff. Just inform me if you wish to rebid your weight class.

How about a medium for you sir! And what time works on Sunday?

[Jep Jorgensson]

I shall be busy between 3-6 EST tomorrow, so anytime time outside that should work for me. Would 7 work for you? The weight class is acceptable for both of us to drop in. Do you still wish to drop in Steiner Coliseum?

Edited by Jep Jorgensson, 29 July 2017 - 08:09 AM.

[Jarl Dane]

Steiner at 7!