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[Kalimaster]

You know your are a addicted to MWO when

1, Your term paper has a Catapult sketched out on each page so that if the papers are turned fast it shoots LRM's.

2. You wish your car came equipped with AC 2's.

3. You keep looking for any indication of a red dot appearing on your Car's Navigation display indicating an enemy Mech

4. You step out the door of your house and check for UAV's.

5. Ever wonder if your car has enough Heat Sinks

6. Ever wonder if you could upgrade your car's radiator to Double Heat Sinks

7. You have dressed your cat up in a cardboard box with imitation lasers glued to the sides

8. Wished a Stalker would step on your bosses car

9. When someone passes you on the road you yell at them saying that they could not have done that if you were in your Locust

10. You're favorite sporting event is chasing down a Jenner with streaks.

Edited by Kalimaster, 06 December 2017 - 04:25 PM.

[Sleepyboy14]

Or saying this all the time

[Rogue Jedi]

for me there are a few minor adjustments

Kalimaster, on 06 December 2017 - 03:14 PM, said:

8. Wished a Stalker Spider would step land on your ex bosses car ^{(I have got on well with the last 4 bosses but I did have 1 I did not get on with about 10 years ago for almost a decade)}

9. When someone passes you on the road you yell at them saying that they could not have done that if you were in your Locust Spider

10. You're favorite sporting event is chasing down a Jenner with streaks Pulse Lasers ^{(the unit Olympics were great fun, especialy the death race)}.

[jss78]

I had a funny moment a couple years back. Spotted an airplane up in the sky, pulling contrails, heading away from me. First thought: "Ha ha, suck on that red team."

Also once in a supermarket, I was looking for my wife, so I start walking clockwise through the sections to find her. Then, along a long aisle, I spot her doing the exact same thing, at the opposite end of the supermarket. First thought: "God damnit, stop NASCARing."

Edited by jss78, 09 December 2017 - 07:34 AM.