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[Kalimaster]

Remember, Bad Jokes are like the flu, once told, they tend to spread.

[Lily from animove]

but they are gone after a few days, so it's fine. And dont forget ignorance is a good vaccine helping with self control.

Edited by Lily from animove, 31 December 2017 - 01:49 PM.

[Spare Parts Bin]

A man refuses advancement at his job because of his morbid fear of flying. His wife spends $$$$ on stuff advertised on line and cable tv. Reluctantly the husband takes a promotion with the idea of the pay increase being used to pay off a mountain of credit card debt.
On his 1st company trip, he boards a medium quad turbo prop plane. Nervously he waits. A stewardess approaches him. He asks for a an adult beverage. The stewardess gives him three small bottles. Another stewardess approaches and again the man asks for a drink. The 2nd stewardess gives the man 2 little bottles. He drinks all of the bottles in rapid succession and passes out. He comes too as the plane is going down. He panicked unbuckling his safety belt. Once he stood up the plane banked causing him to strike his head on the roof of the plane. He passes out.

When he comes too his head is killing him and the sky is purple. Believing he had a severe injury the man crawled out of the purple surf and into a purple treeline. Hours later he awoke to see a setting purple sun in a purple sky. That's when it dawned on him that he had been marooned.