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[Kalimaster]

Porg, cute with big eyes. But what is a Porg?

Disney created the Porg after killing off Han Solo because they wanted something cute and adorable that would not end like the Hanna Montana fiasco.

The problem is, after watching Star Wars, people who love barbecue started to wonder, what do Porg taste like?

[Spare Parts Bin]

Kalimaster, on 15 February 2018 - 01:59 PM, said:

Porg, cute with big eyes. But what is a Porg?

The problem is, after watching Star Wars, people who love barbecue started to wonder, what do Porg taste like?

If I had to guess I would say like chicken, after all snake and alligator tastes like chicken.

[LordNothing]

last thing i wanted to see was chewbacca go vegan. starwars died that day.

[IllCaesar]

LordNothing, on 17 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

last thing i wanted to see was chewbacca go vegan. starwars died that day.

Chewbacca is a big softie that totally would get guilt tripped by a bunch of fuzzy animals, though.

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LordNothing, on 17 February 2018 - 08:16 PM, said:

last thing i wanted to see was chewbacca go vegan. starwars died that day.

IllCaesar, on 17 February 2018 - 11:30 PM, said:

Chewbacca is a big softie that totally would get guilt tripped by a bunch of fuzzy animals, though.

He may be a big teddy bear. I on the other hand like meat but due to cholesterol I am trying to each more fish and chicken.

[LordNothing]

Spare Parts Bin, on 18 February 2018 - 05:31 AM, said:

He may be a big teddy bear. I on the other hand like meat but due to cholesterol I am trying to each more fish and chicken.

have you considered wild game? tasty and you get to kill it yourself.

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LordNothing, on 18 February 2018 - 08:19 PM, said:

have you considered wild game? tasty and you get to kill it yourself.

In the past I have killed two feral hogs and an alligator and yes Bambi makes cute sandwiches.

[LordNothing]

Spare Parts Bin, on 18 February 2018 - 08:53 PM, said:

In the past I have killed two feral hogs and an alligator and yes Bambi makes cute sandwiches.

murder is food.

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LordNothing, on 19 February 2018 - 05:34 AM, said:

murder is food.

Sweet tasty murder with extra cheese and A1 steak sauce on a honey bun( red meat suggestion).

[Kalimaster]

Take 1 lb. Porg
3 Chopped Carrots
1 Onion, Chopped
1 Sprig of Parsley (diced)

Cook all ingredients in a slow cooker for 2 hours.

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Kalimaster, on 07 March 2018 - 08:53 AM, said:

Take 1 lb. Porg
3 Chopped Carrots
1 Onion, Chopped
1 Sprig of Parsley (diced)

Cook all ingredients in a slow cooker for 2 hours.

I see you and raise you:

2 pounds Porg split breasts with skin. A propane grill. A spray bottle of vinegar. Meat thermometer. Basting brush and Bullseye BBQ sauce. Heat meat to 160 degrees farenheit. Squirt on Vinegar and baste with BBQ sauce as needed. Serves 3 suggested side dishes corn on the cob and Rommulin Ale.

[Kalimaster]

Take Grilled Porg Meat, combine with onions and diced red peppers, fill a green pepper and bake until pepper is tender. Goes nice with a side dish of rice and red wine.

[m]

DISGUSTING! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES by not considering gluten and gmo free vegan only options.

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m, on 24 March 2018 - 12:35 AM, said:

DISGUSTING! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES by not considering gluten and gmo free vegan only options.

A man's gotta have meat but bread or veggies are a bonus. Want a shredded porg sandwich on a honey bun with a side order of grilled corn on the cob, with refried black beans and a Cherry Coke or Pepsi?

[feeWAIVER]

The scene would have been better if the porg looked at him all sad, so he gives the porg a piece and it makes it happy.

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feeWAIVER, on 24 March 2018 - 06:55 AM, said:

The scene would have been better if the porg looked at him all sad, so he gives the porg a piece and it makes it happy.

Ouch,that would be cannibalism ewwwwww!

[Kalimaster]

Cannibalism, now there's a word you can sink your teeth into.

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Kalimaster, on 28 March 2018 - 10:46 AM, said:

Cannibalism, now there's a word you can sink your teeth into.

That it is, kinda like the plot of a zombie movie. Sick enough to make me laugh.

Please pass the Port.

[Kalimaster]

Zombie movies are okay, but I will always cherish the second movie of Alien (a.k.a. Aliens). I had a cord running underneath a bed and my (at the time) girlfriend and I were watching Aliens. I draped the cord over her ankle and just after an Alien attack scene I yanked on the other end. She didn't speak to me for nearly a week. Was the freak-out worth it....oh yeah. But zombies, since they are technically dead, does not really count as cannibalism. Which brings me to this.

If you are what you eat, and you eat a cheeseburger, and then you eat a second cheeseburger, does that not make you a cannibal.

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Kalimaster, on 29 March 2018 - 08:03 AM, said:

Zombie movies are okay, but I will always cherish the second movie of Alien (a.k.a. Aliens). I had a cord running underneath a bed and my (at the time) girlfriend and I were watching Aliens. I draped the cord over her ankle and just after an Alien attack scene I yanked on the other end. She didn't speak to me for nearly a week. Was the freak-out worth it....oh yeah. But zombies, since they are technically dead, does not really count as cannibalism. Which brings me to this.

If you are what you eat, and you eat a cheeseburger, and then you eat a second cheeseburger, does that not make you a cannibal.

Funny stuff there, begs another question does eating cheeseburgers,is it cumulative? If so I am a cheeseburger that weights the national debt of certain Central or Latin American countries.

Porg tacos anyone?