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[JudauAshta]

12 dire whales or 5 billion lions that can breathe in space

[N0ni]

Lions. There may be 12 Dire Whales, but there isn't any pilots in them specified so lions win by default.


Or for a clan answer: 12 Dire Wolves are a waste of resources against such inferior beings.

[Nesutizale]

Oh that reminds me of the old "How many Claners/ISlers do you need to change a lightbulb".
Anyone still got the list? I can only remeber

Clan Nova Cat: "They don't change the lightbulb, they first have to find out if its in its nature to be changed"
Clan Wolf: " One Warrior. If one Warrior can conquere an entire planet so he can also change a lightbulb"

[BTGbullseye]

Nesutizale, on 28 May 2018 - 02:52 PM, said:

Oh that reminds me of the old "How many Claners/ISlers do you need to change a lightbulb".
Anyone still got the list? I can only remeber

Clan Nova Cat: "They don't change the lightbulb, they first have to find out if its in its nature to be changed"
Clan Wolf: " One Warrior. If one Warrior can conquere an entire planet so he can also change a lightbulb"

I want that list! (make sure it has Clan Star Adder on it though)

Edited by BTGbullseye, 28 May 2018 - 03:19 PM.

[N0ni]

Nesutizale, on 28 May 2018 - 02:52 PM, said:

Oh that reminds me of the old "How many Claners/ISlers do you need to change a lightbulb".
Anyone still got the list? I can only remeber

There's a whole bunch of these.

Example:
How many Davions does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1. Everyone else is off conquering the CapCon.

How many Steiners does it take to a change a lightbulb? 2. The CO to do it, and his XO to go back behind him and do it right.

How many Kuritas does it take to a change a lightbulb? 0. They are honorable samurai and therefore above such petty labor. They will wait in the dark until a peasant comes to change it.

How many Liao does it take to change a lightbulb? 13. 1 to change it and a company of Death commandos to steal a working lightbulb from the Davions.

How many Mariks does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. They sold them all to the FedCom.

[Koniving]

If the battle took place in space, the lions. Ever seen a Battlemech fight in space? Episode 2 of the Battletech cartoon to see how that works, without jumpjets... kinda dooed to fail.

[N0ni]

Not to mention that space mission in Ghost Bear's Legacy, if you think "it can't be that bad".

[JediPanther]

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Edited by draiocht, 28 May 2018 - 11:21 PM.
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[draiocht]

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