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You Know You're Getting Old When

Started by Kalimaster, Oct 12 2018 09:14 AM

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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 12 October 2018 - 09:14 AM

You know you're getting old when:

A fortune teller wants to read you face.

You sink your teeth into a thick juicy steak and they stay there.

You wish you could brush your teeth more often, but you have to remember where you put them first.

Speaking of getting older, Hugh Jackman (the dude who plays Logan) turns 50 today. Happy Birthday. Now I'm not going to crack any age jokes at him, after all I don't want Wolverine coming after my Mechs. I have enough trouble with you guys shooting their legs off.

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Posted 13 October 2018 - 03:40 AM

Shop assistants start ignoring you.
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