While waiting for MW5 to release, I keep getting paraodies in my head about Mechwarrior. Some of them are too good to not share, so here is one. If you're a lore fan, you'll love it.
(country Roads - John Denver parody)
Almost home, New Avalon
NAIS, the Albion River
Life is old there, old as davions'
Younger than poor Terra, always under siege
Silver Eagle, take me home
To the planet where I belong
New Avalon, Science haven
take me home, Silver Eagle
All my hopes and dreams, wait there for me
Hanse's first lady, stranger to the Suns
Young and naive, Heimdall saves the day
bitter taste of victory, A sad departing.
Silver Eagle, take me home
To the planet where I belong
New Avalon, Science haven
take me home, Silver Eagle
I hear his voice, in the mornin' hours he calls me
The field reports hint at my home far away
And watching holovids I get a feelin'
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Silver Eagle, take me home
To the planet where I belong
New Avalon, Science haven
take me home, Silver Eagle
Silver Eagle, take me home
To the planet where I belong
New Avalon, Science haven
take me home, Silver Eagle
Take me home, Silver Eagle
Take me home, Silver Eagle
Edited by 13loodwraith, 26 November 2018 - 03:24 PM.
Another parody song: This one is for the Clanners:
Now this is a story all about how
The Inner Sphere got all turned inside out
And I'd like to take a moment, power down right there,
I'll tell you how I lead the Exodus out into nowhere
In 2766, mad n' depraved,
Stefan Amaris, on the First Lord he preyed
flattery, politics, befriending the King
Showing him a gift, a gun with some jewelry bling
Then right out of the blue, Shot the King in the Head
Ordered all the royal family dead
He forgot one small thing that made his whole plan fume,
and that's when I, Kerensky, signed and sealed his doom
When the job was done and the smoke began to clear
the Inner Sphere was a mess and controlled by their fear
If anything, I tried to restore the throne
But Nah, hopeless, Lets go into the Unknown!
I took with me about 80 percent
And I told them all "We'll return someday later!"
A long journey's end, we stumbled on a crazy place
That was a long time ago, now known as Clan Space
Edited by 13loodwraith, 26 November 2018 - 03:25 PM.
Enjoy your work, but please provide the songs that they parody. It is a big song universe, and a lot of songs sound similar.
The first two verses of "This one shouldn't even need to be identified" synch well to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold," from 46 years ago. While "Another parody song" sounds like Will Smith doing the rap intro to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," from 22 years ago.
Which songs did you have in your mind?
Thanks and keep it up!
Is this the true tale? or is this just make believe?
We made up our minds, you can't escape - we're invading
Open your doors, look up to the stars and see
We're just poor exiles, we have no families
because we're little strange, vicious foes
battle sly, battle grown
Any where the Lurms go, doesn't really matter to me.......
Stefan, Just Killed the Lord
Laser pistol to the head
pulled the trigger, now he's dead
Stefan! Peace was Oh so close!
But now you've gone and thrown it all away!
Stefan!, oo-o-o-ooh, all I ask is why?!
I must take back what you tried to sabotage
Battle On, battle on, as if rulers really mattered....
House Hate, my time has come.
Send the orders, now's the time, Destination - Undefined
Goodbye, Everybody, We've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind to face your truth
Stefan! oo-o-o-ooh, I'm still here asking why!
I sometimes wish I'd never have left at all(edited)
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I see a target, damn it all I think its Clan
Zellbrigen, Zellbrigen, Will you duel the Star Captain?
PPCs spit lightning, very very fright'ning me
(Masakari) Masakari! (Masakari) Masakari! Masakari Timberwolf, Marauder IIC ( C ) ( C )
I'm just a pilot, nothing special 'bout me
He's just a pilot, from a weakened army
Spare him his life from you monstrosities!
Battled Long, Pilot pro, will you let me go?
Isorla! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Isorla! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Isorla! We will not let you go
(let me go!) will not let you go
(Let me go!) will not let you go
(let me go) oh, go, no, no, no, no, no, no
(the clans are coming, clans are coming) clans are coming, let me go
Operation Revival has been invoked for you, for all, for all!
So you think you can shoot me and take me alive?
So you think my brothers won't step into the fight?
oh baby, watch out for my friends, baby
Just gotta survive, Just gotta survive, fight my way right out of here!
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
that these wars don't matter
Nothing really matters, to me....
Any way the Lurms go......
Duck Dodgers of the Quack Clan, on 03 November 2018 - 01:06 PM, said:
Enjoy your work, but please provide the songs that they parody. It is a big song universe, and a lot of songs sound similar.
The first two verses of "This one shouldn't even need to be identified" synch well to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold," from 46 years ago. While "Another parody song" sounds like Will Smith doing the rap intro to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," from 22 years ago.
Which songs did you have in your mind?
Thanks and keep it up!
have...have you never played pokemon?
"I wanna be, the very best" .... xD I'll edit the posts and put it in there lol
I'm too gutsy for my guns
Too gutsy for my guns
Guns that are going to kill you
I'm so gutsy that it hurts
So gutsy that it hurts
So Gutsy it hurts!
I'm too gutsy for the clans
To gutsy for the clans
So gutsy I'm banned!
I'm too gutsy for this brawling
Too Gutsy for this brawling
So Gusty, you're falling!
Cause I'm an Atlas, you know what that means
And I shoot my big guns out on the front lines
Yeah on the front lines,
On the front lines, yeah
I shoot my big guns while on the front lines
I'm too Gutsy for this war
too Gutsy for this war
Too Gutsy for sure
I'm too gutsy for your flak
Too gutsy for your flak
Why don't you take some of that?! (fires all guns)
Cause I'm an Atlas, you know what that means
And I shoot my big guns out on the front lines
yeah, out on the front lines
on the front lines, yeah,
I shoot my big guns while on the front lines
Too Gusty for these Cats
Too gutsy for these Cats
Poor Novas
Poor Nova cats
I'm too gusty for my guns
too gutsy for my guns
guns that are going to kill you
And I'm, too Gutsy for this Mech (both side torsos self destruct, pilot ejects)
Here is another creation, inspired by D U N E, and his Antics on Discord
Parody: "Shia LeBouf" Live
"Raven 3L" Live
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your comms are dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot it:
Raven 3L
It's following you, about 30 feet back
It gets down on low ground and breaks into a sprint
It's gaining on you
Raven 3L
You're looking for your Lance but you're all turned around
It's almost upon you now
and you can see there's burns on it's face!
My God, there's burns everywhere!
Running for your life (from Raven 3L)
He's brandishing a Narc (It's Raven 3L)
Lurking in the shadows....
ECM Superstar, Raven 3L
Lurking in the back (Raven 3L)
Killing for memes (Raven 3L)
Salvaging the bodies
Actuator cannibal, Raven 3L
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small mechbay with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's destroyed in an Air Strike!
dragging your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the mechbay (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the platform
Waiting inside: Raven 3L
Sharpening it's beak (Raven 3L)
But It doesn't hear you enter (Raven 3L)
You're sneaking up behind it....
Lasering Superstar Raven 3L
Fighting for your life with Raven 3L
Maneuvering to flank, Raven 3L
Blasting off his Torsos...
Safe at last from Raven 3L
You limp into the dark woods
coolant spills from your stump leg
But you have won; you've beaten
Raven 3L
Wait! It isn't dead (Stealthy surprise!)
There's a narc to your head and death in it's eyes
But you can do Mech Melee...
DFA on superstar Raven 3L
Legendary fight with Raven 3L
Normal Tuesday night for Raven 3L
You Blast a PPC at Raven 3L
There's coolant draining fast from your stump leg...
It's dodging every swipe, It parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch it in the head
You're smashing in the cockpit....
You have just decapitated Raven 3L
It's cockpit Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and release your heat....
You're finally safe from Raven 3L
Edited by 13loodwraith, 04 February 2019 - 02:01 AM.
It's been a while, But i have another one. This one is to Some Nights - Fun
Some Nights I stay up, Blasted by my bad Luck
Some Nights I call it a draw,
Some Nights I feel like my Mechs were built from drywall
Some Nights They just fall right apart
But I still play on, I still see that goal
Oh, Mechs! I'm still not sure which one I'm aiming for
Which do I save for?
Which do I save for?
Most Nights, I don't know, anymore...
This is it boys, Faction War - what are we waiting for-
Why did you split the team already?
I was never one for a lost Cause
Except for the 12 man 'stomps
I try twice as hard and I'm always Whomp'd
But here they come again, to camp the spawn
That's alright (That's Alright)
There's some MC in my bank tonight
It stops my rage from wondering just why I'm here, why I'm here, why I'm here
Oh, why am I here? Mmm...Mmm....
Well, Some Nights I wish this META would end
'Cause I could use some fun for a change
And Some Nights I'm scared that the Lurm's will rain
Some Nights I always win (( CrAb)), I always win ((CrAb))...
But I still play on, I still see that goal
Oh, Mechs! I'm still not sure which one I'm aiming for
Which do I save for?
Which do I save for?
Most Nights, I don't know... (Oh come on)
SO This is it? I paid how much for this?
Watched my friends get rolled for this?
I Spent how long at building THIS? (Come on)
No. When I get stomped, when i get- when I get stomped, that's all it is.
When I hear warhorns, they sound like you said "oh come on" (Oh Come ON) ((Oh, Come on!)) (((OH COME ON!)))
Well, that is it guys, that is all - five minutes in and I'm 'raged again
Eight years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands
This one is not for the folks at home;
Sorry FASA, I had to go
Who the **** wants to die alone all dried up in the corporate sun?
My heart is breaking for the old men and the game that they all loved
When I look into they're turn-based eyes....
Man, you wouldn't believe, the most amazing tales... that can come from
Some horrible roles...((ahhhhhAHhhHHHHHAAAAAAAhhhhhhAAAHAAAHAHHHHAHHHHH)
The other night
you wouldn't believe
the strat I just planned
just for you and me
I called you up
but we both agreed
It's for the best we take our Dakkas.....
It's for the best we take ECM... Oh...
It's for the best we play the META
It's for the best we take AMS... Oh...
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