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'Twas the Night Before Christmas (by SilverSble)


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 03:12 PM

Twas the Night Before MechMas

Parodied by: SilverSble

Twas the night before Christmas and among all the stars

Warriors gathered; they filled all the bars.

The Mechs were all parked in their bays with great care

Ready for battle anytime, anywhere.

The Sheep were all gathered at Ewe Heifer Inn

Toasting with Schlager their latest great win.

DC and He@vy recounted each kill

While Voodoo and Peacefrog recorded clan’s skill.

When out in the lot there arose such a noise

(Do you think an assault would be wise girls and boys?)

Scrambling for weapons and fearing attack

The Sheepers all rushed for the door in the back.

"The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below.”

When what to their eyes, laden with drink,

Should appear, but a Jenner, and the damn thing was PINK!

The driver too short to be seen made them able

To guess that the pilot must be SilverSble.

With much swerving and jolting she came to a stop

And a wild blonde head popped out of the top.

“No Hammers, or Atlas, or Assassins for me!

No Valkyrie or Asp!” Cried the Pilot with glee.

“Give me my Jenner and Tartan to fly!

And Northwind Highlanders to Live or to Die!”

The crowd shook their heads, and grinned with a nod

As a missile torn Highlander limped out of the fog.

They knew the pilot who was driving that mess

GregorPyre had made it, and then came the rest.

Mechs filled the sky, cheers filled the air

Ford Prefect came out, living legend round there.

"Hey Sble” he quipped “You’re looking quite sassy

You realize my dear we now own your chassis.”

Viper, and Turtle, and Phelan Wolf came

They knew NWH would not be the same.

Pyre and Cleric, a deal they had done

Trial of Possession, a pink Jenner to be won.

"A deal with the Devil” they heard Silver say

"But my chassis my own to give away.”

She winked and walked over to DC and said

"If you think I’ll be easy sugar, you’re off in the head.”

With a roar that made everyone wince

The Highlander stopped in the middle of this.

As every head turned to follow the sound

Gregor dismounted; hit the ground in one bound.

Still looking the leader from head to foot

His kilt was all tarnished with ashes and soot.

“Sheep” he said, ”You won fair and square

And to prove it our designated decoy is there.”

DCleric laughed, full of good cheer

Voodoo Lou gave his usual “filthy minded” leer.

Across the company, silence it fell

Peace on this night after going through hell.

A year full of battles hard lost or hard won

Nothing was over, there was more to be done.

Clan Black Sheep fought hard for a spot of their own

Recognition came hard, this they had known.

McCann and AuraDracul gave a toast

To holding their own, to earning the boast.

To making a charter, to being the best

Even if it meant to deal with IS.

Sble jumped in her Jenner, to NWH gave a yell

She had lost radio contact when her bunny ears fell.

One last run with her crew, one last scrimmage for fun

One last hurrah before the contract was done.

She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work

Turned her torso with a hitch and a lurch.

Laughing and saying with twang full on sight

"Merry Christmas y’all! And have a good night!!”

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Good Hunting to all that read this.
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.” - John Wayne





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