Area 51 Made The News
#1
Posted 16 July 2019 - 07:41 AM
Provided that the security elements don't shoot you, 5-10 years in a Federal slammer.
Unexploded bombs lost on the base, yeah, you just made a big pot hole.
Rattlesnakes. Enough said.
Unknown biological warfare agents or weapons. They might have to kill some stupid idiot so he or she don't infect the rest of us with some disease that might kill off most of the populous.
If someone does find something "alien" how do you know that when they open the cage door and walk up to it that they are not greeting something that is the equivalent of a "Space Tiger" and is very hungry and glad to see that lunch has served itself.
Encounter or release something that they will regret, and make the rest of us who survive Mr. Stupid hate his name.
Radiation. Might be fun to watch them melt.
If someone finds a real flying saucer, I don't think they were intended for stupid people wearing tin foil hats. On the other hand, they might be the first human(s) to self eject out into outer space without a space suit by pressing the wrong button. After all, how many bad things have happened following various phrases, "Hey watch this", "What's this button for?", and "Here, hold my beer."
Stupid people, gotta love them.
#2
Posted 16 July 2019 - 12:57 PM
#3
Posted 17 July 2019 - 04:51 AM
Can't be any worse than the humans we have running the place.
#4
Posted 17 July 2019 - 10:57 AM
Then I don't think Saint Peter wants to explain to the Almighty why Kenny beat the potatoes out of Joe at the pearly gates. Joe, like a good portion of the populous after an extensive non-selective breading process is 50% moron and 50% A-hole. Now Kenny on the other hand is a 28 year old living at home run of the mill geek, and his mother is so happy he has managed to crawl out of the basement and help their new neighbor, Miss Baxter (a.k.a. a 39 year old cougar). At the moment of Kenny's dreams come true, Miss Baxter has invited him into her new home, just as Joe makes an intergalactic breach of protocol resulting in the planet being vaporized.
#5
Posted 17 July 2019 - 06:35 PM
#6
Posted 18 July 2019 - 01:28 AM
#8
Posted 18 July 2019 - 11:39 PM
LordNothing, on 18 July 2019 - 04:08 PM, said:
no but the mind controlling creature living on his head sure is.
Dang it, I always suspected that the yellow-orange-ish thingie on this ape´s head was coming from the "yonder regions" of space and time, and with evil intentions .
Brainslugs are real !
AHHHHHHHHHH RUUUUUUNNNNNNN
… and maybe wear full-face helmets ?
#9
Posted 19 July 2019 - 01:12 AM
B0oN, on 18 July 2019 - 11:39 PM, said:
Dang it, I always suspected that the yellow-orange-ish thingie on this ape´s head was coming from the "yonder regions" of space and time, and with evil intentions .
Brainslugs are real !
AHHHHHHHHHH RUUUUUUNNNNNNN
… and maybe wear full-face helmets ?
there is also the possibility that it is a hyper evolved cat also with mind controlling abilities.
Edited by LordNothing, 19 July 2019 - 01:13 AM.
#13
Posted 20 July 2019 - 04:52 PM
TR3 Astra
or the magnetic fusion containment engine
D.U.M.B base in New Mexico (deep underground military base)
#14
Posted 22 July 2019 - 10:33 AM
#15
Posted 23 July 2019 - 09:27 PM
Kalimaster, on 22 July 2019 - 10:33 AM, said:
i decimated the population of red ants in my grandma's yard back when i lived in phoenix, i was the only one brave enough to dump a gallon of poison down their nest. i needed revenge for them killing the pet tortoise. the morale of this story is dont eat my friends.
#16
Posted 24 July 2019 - 07:48 AM
#17
Posted 24 July 2019 - 07:51 AM
Edited by LordNothing, 24 July 2019 - 08:01 AM.
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