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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 10 October 2019 - 08:14 AM

(Note: Please don't take this thread seriously)

This morning, I thought my cat had caught a mouse as he pranced happily towards me, with something in his mouth. It turns out that he had a 40K Space Marine, and he was quite content after having "killed it" himself. Still he had his prize and was reluctant to give it up.

The rest of the poor space marine's squad mates apparently were still in shock of encountering a large fuzzy creature. They were so frightened that they hadn't even moved an inch. So out of concern that they were beyond any hope of redemption, and before the Inquisitors could get to them, I had a group of Tau Fire Warriors put them out of their misery.

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Posted 10 October 2019 - 08:48 AM

My Cat killed a Vulture MkIV

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Posted 10 October 2019 - 07:43 PM

kitties, destroyers of worlds.

shoot the guy in front of you in the knee and run. you dont have to be the fastest marine, you just have to be faster than the slowest marine. once kitty has a sacrifice in paw you are safe.

Edited by LordNothing, 10 October 2019 - 07:45 PM.






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