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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 08 February 2021 - 09:44 AM

The world is full of Do Not's.

Do not lean on a hot stove, because it will F-ing hurt like a M******* F-er.
Common sense right.

It is here that with various do not's, that I think there has to intelligent life out there simply because they skipped this planet. "Hey Zog, you would not believe what the human did this time."

Which leads me to the new item on the list of DO NOT DO THIS!. Now that I have stopped laughing, and I must admit you can't make this stuff up but you wish it was out of mercy upon the poor woman who did this.

She used Gorilla Glue to hold her hair in place.


..... Sorry fell out of my chair laughing.

Please, do not do this. Gorilla Glue is never intended as a hair jell.

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Posted 21 February 2021 - 10:24 AM

...She'll take it to a court and win 'cause the company did not write "DO NOT USE ON HAIR " on the label. I was in US in 2006 and a guy won a claim against (toyota i think)for crashing his car as the operation instructions did not say to use the steering wheel to steer.
Just look forward to idiocracy.
PS. I hope she puts it in her nose and mouth next time to save us the welfare payments....





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