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[MTier Slayed Up]

Alright ladies and gents. It's been awhile. I made a post here and there about how god awful these changes are and I believe I have the solution. Remember seeing this?



Well! I have the perfect solution!

INTRODUCING!!!! HIRING A RESPECTABLE COMMUNITY MEMBER!

Now, it can't just be any old community member. As we all know, some FOUNDers have been FOUND...Lacking. HO HO! No! This ensures that we have a voice, a guy that cares and knows what we want.

I first and foremost nominate our crimson chin...A S H!



Why would you nominate him may you ask? Easy! Lets go over the basics.

1. He is an ********. He'll even tell you. And if there is anything to be said about *** holes, is that they're honest. He won't beat around the bush with you. If he thinks you're an idiot, he'll say it.

2. He gets **** done. Need I say anymore?

3. He isn't an idiot. Hear me out, you wouldn't be the top 30 as an idiot. You'd be using LRMs and bragging about the damage. That isn't A S H.

4. He actually cares. Remember all that data collecting? Large part of him was because he promoted it.

9. He'd actually promote the game. Think about it. He's this dedicated to just get people on board to fixing this game, it'd make perfect sense to have him as some overpaid advertisement.

400. His chin. Look at it. Love it. Make love to it. I don't know. Don't look at me, I don't have a problem.

3. Call me.

Edit - if you have any suggestions other than A S H, you're dumb.

Edited by DrtyDshSoap, 18 March 2021 - 04:00 AM.

[The6thMessenger]

Dude, employee isn't the problem, PGI is.

They can hire whoever they want, hell, Ash could probably do **** for free, but that all doesn't matter [Redacted] and keep doing things contrary to what the community wants, even if said hired employee does so.

[MTier Slayed Up]

You underestimate the power of A S H.

Kill this non believer in every game you see from now on. TK him if you have to.

[The6thMessenger]

DrtyDshSoap, on 18 March 2021 - 04:05 AM, said:

You underestimate the power of A S H.

Kill this non believer in every game you see from now on. TK him if you have to.

If ash could somehow replace Russ and Paul, might fix things.

[MTier Slayed Up]

The6thMessenger, on 18 March 2021 - 04:09 AM, said:

If ash could somehow replace Russ and Paul, might fix things.

[Rosarius]

You had me at chin

[w4ldO]

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and our favorite: Beer Fridays! And that’s not all…

do you really want PGI out of business this bad? ^^
he wont be happy with that canadian dishwater either

but yes. i support this. i'm just not sure if canadians are actually capable of handling this aussie madlad.

[w4ldO]

also, why do you make a screenshot of this page, crop your image, upload it to imgur and link it here when there is a perfectly fine img on the page in the first place? :>

[PocketYoda]

*** holes aren't always honest.. Who the hell came up with that line.

[Voxsera Hazen]

I support this initiative!


Tho, *certain* people may quit PGI if he gets hired, but that'll be a good thing...

[The6thMessenger]

DrtyDshSoap, on 18 March 2021 - 04:10 AM, said:

Keep the change you filthy animal.

I don't get it.

[LordNothing]

The6thMessenger, on 18 March 2021 - 05:18 AM, said:

I don't get it.

pretty sure its a movie reference, but i cant remember the movie.

[Der Geisterbaer]

LordNothing, on 18 March 2021 - 07:18 AM, said:

pretty sure its a movie reference, but i cant remember the movie.

Maybe this will help:

[ScrapIron Prime]

PGI can't afford that chin.

Heck, they can't afford mine either. I'm qualified in both lore and cloud engineering skillz, but I don't come cheap.

[Teenage Mutant Ninja Urbie]

DrtyDshSoap, on 18 March 2021 - 04:05 AM, said:

Kill this non believer in every game you see from now on. TK him if you have to.

you mentioned those 2 magical letters and my heart warmed up instantly, thinking about the good ol' times in mwo

[MTier Slayed Up]

w4ldO, on 18 March 2021 - 04:33 AM, said:

also, why do you make a screenshot of this page, crop your image, upload it to imgur and link it here when there is a perfectly fine img on the page in the first place? :>

Alcohol, that's why.

[ScrapIron Prime]

DrtyDshSoap, on 18 March 2021 - 11:01 AM, said:

Alcohol, that's why.

That describes so much of human history.

[Grus]

Or, if you want the Chaotic evil approach. ... Me.

[HammerMaster]

ASH is a complete f$*&n $c%mb@g to me, and don't agree with a majority of his ideas about this game and "balance".
But I feel this idea has merit.

[XX Sulla XX]

I say what could go wrong.