"is That A Sword?"
#1
Posted 05 August 2021 - 07:06 AM
Well, she was serious and she thought that it might help her nephew do better if she got him a sword, after all, he just started playing Zelda and was having trouble with some of the monsters and he complained that the sword he was using was not good enough. Another clerk slipped a katana out of sight. No sale today.
#2
Posted 05 August 2021 - 10:51 PM
From reading this, I am actually severely glad that a clerk moved an actual sword out of view. Nobody would want a sale that could potentially turn into some new piece of awful trauma on a bunch of news stations in that area.
EDIT :: Heck... Why didn't that lady decide to get the kid a wooden sword instead? If they're having the kind of mental twist of logic that I think they are, then they have lost something in their cranium. A wooden sword would be a far more safe option to train with, or even have a sense of what they're doing... period. And the odds of killing someone in real life – even by accident – drop to near-zero too.
~D. V. "It has to take one insane twist of thought to think that a real sword can help with a video game issue." Devnull
(p.s.: I'm currently taking this thread as actually being honestly and completely serious. If this thread is some kind of joke, as I did consider that possibility due to how completely crazy that it sounded, then consider me successfully pranked, and I'll laugh later.)
Edited by D V Devnull, 05 August 2021 - 10:59 PM.
#3
Posted 06 August 2021 - 08:11 AM
Kalimaster, on 05 August 2021 - 07:06 AM, said:
Well, she was serious and she thought that it might help her nephew do better if she got him a sword, after all, he just started playing Zelda and was having trouble with some of the monsters and he complained that the sword he was using was not good enough. Another clerk slipped a katana out of sight. No sale today.
No it's a fish...see the big fin at its bag and the smal above its mouth...that kind tasts a bit metallic though so its more for display only....
#4
Posted 06 August 2021 - 04:20 PM
The Basilisk, on 06 August 2021 - 08:11 AM, said:
LOL!!! ... That's one funny way to parry that lady off.
~D. V. "Gun? Sword? Fish? Now there's comedy!" Devnull
#5
Posted 17 August 2021 - 01:38 PM
#6
Posted 17 August 2021 - 06:39 PM
#7
Posted 18 August 2021 - 09:43 PM
#8
Posted 18 August 2021 - 10:53 PM
Kalimaster, on 17 August 2021 - 01:38 PM, said:
Aidan Crenshaw, on 18 August 2021 - 09:43 PM, said:
Yep... and probably did not get the engine out of first gear either...
~D. V. "gets the stack of phrases in reference to mental state" Devnull
#9
Posted 19 August 2021 - 05:23 AM
Kalimaster, on 17 August 2021 - 01:38 PM, said:
There may be a Vader vor both going up or down....but no matter its gonna go to the dark side:
https://img.memecdn....r_o_365672.webp
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