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Yo Mama War
Started by gmoneygavin, Nov 05 2012 05:56 PM
10 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:56 PM
#2
Posted 05 November 2012 - 06:53 PM
Your moma so fat, she sat on a roll of pennies and made a dollar.
#3
Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:55 PM
Yoooo momma is a he-she and you were born outta her butt.
#4
Posted 07 November 2012 - 08:56 AM
Yo mama is so hairy she had to use an ERPPC to burn off the hair on her lip.
#5
Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:31 AM
Your mama is like McDonalds, they are both greasy as hell, and have dollar menus.
#6
Posted 07 November 2012 - 03:35 PM
Yo mama so fat, she makes an Atlas look like a Centurian.
#7
Posted 07 November 2012 - 07:05 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she wouldn't fit in a K2's machinegun mount.
Yo mama's so fat, God had to drop DHS just to make her *** fit in the universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she thought "Laser Smear" was a kind of mustard.
Yo mama's so fat, God had to drop DHS just to make her *** fit in the universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she thought "Laser Smear" was a kind of mustard.
Edited by Prosperity Park, 07 November 2012 - 07:09 PM.
#8
Posted 07 November 2012 - 07:41 PM
Yo momma is so NASTY, when I went over to her house to get some dinner;
She spread her legs open and said 'WE'RE HAVING CRABS TONIGHT'.
Yo momma is so SHORT, ants stomp on her.
Yo momma is so STUPID, she thought Gundam was the name of a Frankenmech.
Yo momma is so ASIAN, when she saw you buying a Blackjack, she said;
'You buy Blackjack?
Why no Yellowjack?'
She spread her legs open and said 'WE'RE HAVING CRABS TONIGHT'.
Yo momma is so SHORT, ants stomp on her.
Yo momma is so STUPID, she thought Gundam was the name of a Frankenmech.
Yo momma is so ASIAN, when she saw you buying a Blackjack, she said;
'You buy Blackjack?
Why no Yellowjack?'
#9
Posted 07 November 2012 - 07:46 PM
Momma so loose she has to keep her diaphragm in a pizza box!
#10
Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:57 AM
Yo momma so hairy shes get all her bling bling from her static cling cling
#11
Posted 26 April 2017 - 03:24 PM
This is still open? I can actually reply to this topic?
...'Cause now we need "your mama" jokes for clones.
Like,
"Your mama's so dirty, she had twins and one of you was a cockroach."
"Your mama's so old, I bet you have rust in your DNA."
...'Cause now we need "your mama" jokes for clones.
Like,
"Your mama's so dirty, she had twins and one of you was a cockroach."
"Your mama's so old, I bet you have rust in your DNA."
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