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#7321 Tank

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Posted 26 December 2018 - 01:34 AM

I blame you for trying to restrict natural wild Tank migration pathways with that wall. Tanks where here first and it's only Smurf village fault of building in the way of my people... animals... tanks!!!

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Posted 28 December 2018 - 01:21 PM

i blame you for not running over a village of teletummys instead (is that how you spell it?)

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Posted 28 December 2018 - 11:29 PM

I blame you for a lack of conviction in your spelling of fictional characters.

We all know who you're referring to. If you just own it confidently rather than openly second-guessing yourself, we'd think you were making a funny even if it wasn't the "proper" branding. It still works conceptually given that their tele[vision] screens are in their tubby tummies.

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Posted 01 January 2019 - 09:24 PM

i blame you for the make up a fun fact about the person above you thread for being sad you didnt post there this time you know when you post a blame you go post there too its just how it is and now its depressed that its number one poster has moved on to other threads and is cheating on it

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Posted 03 January 2019 - 03:39 PM

I blame you for not recognizing that Marine Tech is and forever shall be the number one poster in that thread or this one.

Even havong been gone for a while now he's still the top poster in this subforum ;)

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Posted 08 January 2019 - 05:18 PM

I blame you for taking my geese... yeah, that it! But it's serious!

#7327 Virlutris

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:02 PM

I blame you for the widespread neglect of ducks perpetuated by a culture of fixation upon geese.

Who cares if I stole your geese? What about all the ducks undeadasharak has been stealing while you doted upon your precious geese? Huh?! Won't anyone think of the ducks?

#7328 undeadasharak

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:29 PM

i blmae you for ducks being so easy to steal and so delicious besides geese are angry angry ******** why do people like them so much?

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:52 PM

I blame you for misunderstanding Geese. They are wonderful creatures...

P.S. What's more scary than a Tank - that's right Geese, whole bunch of them! Posted Image

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:30 PM

i blame you for now having nightmares of thousand of geese coming after me ... remember just because your paranoid doesnt mean it wont happen! *checks out window for the geese while holding a shotgun*

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 11:23 PM

I blame you for loading the wrongs shells for fighting off a wave of invading geese.

That's gonna be a nasty surprise when they breach your perimeter.

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 11:03 AM

i blame you for the fact that they are giant angry pissed off geese *bang bang* i assure you *bang* the slug ammo in my automatic*bang* 500 round *bang bang bang bang* belt fed *bang* shotgun is strictly necessary and totally not overkill *bang* "well thats the least of them" *collects giant geese bodies and prepares the oven for roasting geese*

#7333 Virlutris

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 04:06 AM

I blame you for making me laugh out loud repeatedly while reading that.

I'm so glad I wasn't reading this on my phone in the back of a meeting at the time.

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 10:05 AM

i blame you for telling the geese that i had all the bread at my fortress and thus them showing up expecting it and getting pissed off when a undead answered the door that clearly only had a massive stockpile of arms and no bread therefor causeing a tense standoff which escalated when i told them to go bake their own which because im undead came out garbled and much more like "well im going to bake you" causing the ensueing seige and fight then delicious feast mmmmmmm geese you wouldnt mind sending more my way would you?

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Posted 29 January 2019 - 03:36 AM

I blame you standing in the way of Geese World Domination... Don't worry there will BE MORE!!!! THEY WILL DARKEN THE SKY!!! THEY WILL EAT YOUR BREAD!!! DRINK YOUR BEER!!! CONFISCATE YOU LOLI!!!

-Confiscate you loli? Huh... YES!!!

*Envelops in evil laughter lighting strikes sky go in dark clouds*

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 01:01 PM

i blame you for the fact that i now have to go from rich villian to anti geese anti hero to stop your gees world domination plans

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 01:18 PM

I blame you for irresponsible experiments involving geese and development of a sonic cannon to be equipped on conventional armored vehicles.

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 01:12 AM

I blame you for siding with Geese, been kidnapped by my own creations...

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Posted 04 March 2019 - 11:23 AM

I blame you for not realizing that the geese are teying to enlist your aid agains undeadasharak's genocidal vigilantism.

If you'd stop screaming and hollering long enough, they could explain.

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 02:30 PM

i blame virlutris for the geese causing so much trouble in the city pooping everywhere eating all the baguettes and ransacking tanks store thats why they are holding him hostage a break in gone wrong *dont worry tank im coming* *breach breach breach* *bang bang* all right tank your ok lets get out of the baguetterie before the cops show up* *woop woop* look guys i know this looks bad what with the dead geese and the shot gun and all... dont get any closer or the baker gets it!

Edited by undeadasharak, 06 March 2019 - 02:33 PM.






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