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[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for getting an A+ on your drug test.

Congratulations! You somehow have ALL of them in your system! Even ones we didn't know existed!

[XphR]

I blame you for making the Racsum feel like he was a less effective mutation than its alternate broodmate the Poscoon. They are both showing not only incredible tactical and spacial awareness but in fact have each taken up the maintenance of multiple instruments of war.

[Sizzles]

I blame you for this lobster.

Its quite crabby.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for having no appreciation of punnery.

[BerserX]

I blame you for entries 102-132 of "The Complete List of Things to Blame Someone for", which include talking with your mouth full, talking too much, skipping in line, looking strangely at someone, staring with your mouth open, putting your elbows on the table, stealing the bum on the corner's panhandled money, and the bad taste in your mouth when you drink milk right after brushing your teeth with Crest cool mint toothpaste on Wednesday.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not fully appreciating the delicate nature of the bad taste in your mouth when you drink milk right after brushing your teeth with Crest cool mint toothpaste on Wednesday.

Edited by MarineTech, 14 April 2015 - 12:22 AM.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for several things.

1) For BerserX forgetting that today is Tuesday and not Wednesday

2) For BerserX polishing off my milk that I had in the fridge so that I can't have my bowl of cereal this morning.

3) For me foolishly eating one of BerserX's nasty pre-packaged sausage and cheese English muffins that are as tough as shoe leather and gummy after being defrosted and cooked.

4) For my tummy not feeling good now and being disgruntled with BerserX.

[BerserX]

(We're bros, btw)

I blame you for the milk smelling soured last night when I went to get a drink. I took a wiff and said "that's not good."
I also blame you for eating the English muffin instead of the croissant, though I'd rather you left the last croissant anyways because I like them more than the English muffins. Gonna' be more careful next time I buy a pack of Jimmy Dean breakfast stuff.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for not letting me test my milk that I bought for my cereal. It still had six days before its expiry. I'm meticulous to keep it cold and have never had it expire before the due date! You must have done something to it.

Yeah, those were awful. I forbid you from buying any more Jimmy Dean stuff until you eat through those muffins. They make the whole apartment smell awful (that's probably what you were smelling and not my cereal milk!) in addition to tasting bad.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for making me blame you repeatedly over and over.

[Iothil]

I blame you for my bad case of jersey finger!

Edited by Iothil, 14 April 2015 - 01:06 PM.

[dal10]

I blame you for me not knowing what jersey finger is.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for Ravens doing headstands.

[XphR]

I blame you for Panther cartwheels.

[BerserX]

Nightmare1, on 14 April 2015 - 07:46 AM, said:

I blame you for not letting me test my milk that I bought for my cereal. It still had six days before its expiry. I'm meticulous to keep it cold and have never had it expire before the due date! You must have done something to it.

Yeah, those were awful. I forbid you from buying any more Jimmy Dean stuff until you eat through those muffins. They make the whole apartment smell awful (that's probably what you were smelling and not my cereal milk!) in addition to tasting bad.

You have severe time-awareness issues...

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I blame XphR for liking every post I've made lately. Troll, stalker, or just a nice guy? - Only XphR knows. Lol

[MarineTech]

I blame you for being just too darned adorable for XphR to avoid.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for not playing Arma even though I don't play it and don't really have a desire to.

[Sizzles]

I blame you for Bohemia Interactive scarring their modding community.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for my failed mission to land on the sun.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for thinking the sun has any land to land on. Next time, bring a sailboat.