Mech Cautions Game
#1
Posted 20 August 2014 - 06:43 PM
Mine-
This is the sign in the back of the Mechbay:
Caution: When mech red, its hot. Touching could hurt.
Your mech is not a toy. No, seeing if you can drive with only one hand.
Do not urinate on the mech. This could cause electrical shocks in places you don't want any.
Do not stand next to a walking mech. Crushing is a slow and painful way to die.
Unless you are a professional Mead Drinking FRL do not drink liquor while driving. DUIs are not permitted.
#4
Posted 21 August 2014 - 02:15 AM
#6
Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:16 AM
Military TM's are a great source of warnings that are likely only printed because some fool actually did it. It's a good way to learn things like not to eat C4 explosive.
#7
Posted 21 August 2014 - 08:38 AM
Masterbagger, on 21 August 2014 - 07:16 AM, said:
Military TM's are a great source of warnings that are likely only printed because some fool actually did it. It's a good way to learn things like not to eat C4 explosive.
Never thought of eating it, but we used to make coffee on it. Worked better than a heat tab.
Remember kids, after starting up your mech, Mr Fusion Reactor is not your friend.
#8
Posted 21 August 2014 - 11:39 AM
MarineTech, on 21 August 2014 - 08:38 AM, said:
Never thought of eating it, but we used to make coffee on it. Worked better than a heat tab.
Remember kids, after starting up your mech, Mr Fusion Reactor is not your friend.
Ask me how I know you are super old. The only thing I needed to heat my coffee was water and a rock or something.
#9
Posted 21 August 2014 - 12:06 PM
Masterbagger, on 21 August 2014 - 11:39 AM, said:
Ask me how I know you are super old. The only thing I needed to heat my coffee was water and a rock or something.
Oh that's easy. Heat tabs went away back in the 90's.
We were just starting to get the MRE catalytic heater packs in as I was getting out in 94. I think I got to use a total of 2 of them. Just a bit more trivia for you, they actually used to issue us little gasoline stoves to use as well.
I'm not so old though that I could cook in my helmet.
Edited by MarineTech, 21 August 2014 - 12:08 PM.
#10
Posted 21 August 2014 - 02:40 PM
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Thanks for reminding me how old I am. Gas stoves... lol Try MS-DOS and DOOM! That is old school man. Good old days.
#12
Posted 22 August 2014 - 05:11 AM
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Posted 22 August 2014 - 07:58 PM
#17
Posted 23 August 2014 - 07:21 AM
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I am a sad panda now
#18
Posted 24 August 2014 - 02:41 AM
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