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[Phoenix Gray]

Tired of seeing your PUG group disintegrate at the first fork in the road or sign of the enemy? Tired of disintegrating yourself shortly after that happens?

Now you can literally whip your ragtag band of PUGS into a coherent fighting force.

The Noob-Nabber Mech Leash is a stout woven carbon-nanotube cable that fastens your Noobs inescapably to your Mech and keeps them within sixty meters of you at all times, You can leash one mech to each individual section of your mech (e.g., arms, legs, left, right & center torso, head) as you choose. No more running off after "sure kills", Jenners or shiny things. Just a tight knot of armor and firepower ready to take on all comers.... and since you're now tied to the slowest, hottest trial mech in your formation, chances are pretty good you'll have to.

PGI accepts no responsibility for structural damage to your mech if your noobs see more than one shiny thing at once.

MC 25/525,000 Cbills per leash. One leash per attached mech,

[Sayyid]

lol great.

[Agent of Change]

I'll take 7!

[Team Leader]

Where do I send my check?

[Phaesphoros]

no! you got it wrong! it's a consumable!

[Agent of Change]

Phaesphoros, on 13 March 2013 - 11:18 AM, said:

no! you got it wrong! it's a consumable!

really, oh my.

i'll take 60 millions worth then.

[Terror Teddy]

So when the leader decides to **** up and get himself killed he drags the pugs with him?

Great...

[Baltasar]

Phaesphoros, on 13 March 2013 - 11:18 AM, said:

no! you got it wrong! it's a consumable!

That's one way to drive mc sales.

[Agent of Change]

Terror Teddy, on 13 March 2013 - 11:22 AM, said:

So when the leader decides to **** up and get himself killed he drags the pugs with him?

Great...

At least they died together, which would be an improvement in a lot of games.

[Bishop Steiner]

@Pharaphoros.....

No, only the C-Bill version is consumable. The MC version is permanent.

[Phaesphoros]

@Bishopop......

The MC version allows 30 % tighter leashing and has an ASH taser attached (Anti Squirrel Hunt).

Edit: It's P2W! IB4L. (also: in before this is jettisoned)

Edited by Phaesphoros, 13 March 2013 - 11:27 AM.

[kuangmk11]

Leash is OP

[Nathan Foxbane]

Aw man that would totally end up like walking seven big dogs all at once. One squirrel and goodbye skin, hello ER room. Or they start chasing each other and tie you up.

[Terror Teddy]

Agent of Change, on 13 March 2013 - 11:22 AM, said:

At least they died together, which would be an improvement in a lot of games.

And people wonder why some players walk away from the group...

Lemmings...

[Timuroslav]

Not only will I BUY your Leashes.
I want a Spay and Neuter SERVICE!

[Agent of Change]

Terror Teddy, on 13 March 2013 - 11:28 AM, said:

And people wonder why some players walk away from the group...

Lemmings...

Personally I would rather see every one stick together and have a shot at focus firing than 8 mechs go off in 10 directions to die deservedly individual deaths. if you can't handle actually working together then being close is the next best thing.

[Franchi]

I will take 40,000,000 cbills worth, and i would like to pre order another 20,000,000 in anticipation of future earnings

[RapierE01]

how much XP does it take?

[Tice Daurus]

Edited by Tice Daurus, 13 March 2013 - 11:34 AM.

[bloodnor]

Phoenix Gray, on 13 March 2013 - 11:12 AM, said:

PGI accepts no responsibility for structural damage to your mech if your noobs see more than one shiny thing at once.

not happy with this bit, no sort of liability by intergalactic law you should get 1 years free warranty