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Pgi Needs To Sell Better Cockpit Items.


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#1 El Bandito

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:01 PM

Things I will throw my wallet at the screen for. What does a true mechwarrior need in his cockpit? A weapon that can inspire him and bring out his warrior spirit.

Larger items:

1. A freaking Katana. For committing seppuku after your mech is down. Wakizashi optional.

2. Winchester Model 1873 -- the gun that won the West. Now you can feel like a Western hero.

3. Springfield Model 1903, for just how awesome that gun is. A legacy remembered.


Smaller items:


1. M2 "Pineapple" Grenade for hanging decoration. Nothing says gutsy like a live Pineapple hanging in your cockpit.

2. Colt Single Action Peacemaker. Nothing says "I am the law in this town" like a colt does.



These are much better than that stupid Atlas statue for sure. Did the pilot won the annual fat-like-Atlas competition?



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Oh, and we need nude Natasha Kerensky and Rhonda Snord wallpapers.

For purely spiritual purpose.

Edited by El Bandito, 19 March 2013 - 06:05 PM.


#2 Stone Profit

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:21 PM

Your ideas are bad.

#3 MacKerris

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:30 PM

View PostEl Bandito, on 19 March 2013 - 06:01 PM, said:

Things I will throw my wallet at the screen for. What does a true mechwarrior need in his cockpit? A weapon that can inspire him and bring out his warrior spirit.

Larger items:

1. A freaking Katana. For committing seppuku after your mech is down. Wakizashi optional.



Umm,

You don't use a two handed sword to commit seppuku. Normally a knife is used ie tanto.

#4 El Bandito

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:08 PM

Technically you can, by stabbing your stomach, though it is more ancient practice than the seppuku we know. Wakizashi can be used for the traditional seppuku.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:13 PM

None of those items suggested are anywhere near as good as coconut monkey.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:22 PM

I'd be happy with a Mini-chicken. Or a mini-duck. When you get hit, it flaps a bit. When nothings happening, it just does chicken/duck things.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:43 PM

If we're hanging rifles, give me an Enfield. Any one will do.

I loved the Chinese lanterns, would love to see more stuff with flavor like that.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:49 PM

I want BANG! flags to come out of my guns instead of ammo.
And confetti jump jets.





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