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[990Dreams]

Time Bandit hides in the McDonalds freezer.

[Son of the Flood]

Prior to inventing the Blizzard, Dairy Queen marketed a room temperature, semi-solid, low-fat, coffee and condensed goat milk based energy fluid that was dubbed the "Hurricane".

DavidHurricane and his law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe sued Dairy Queen over copyright infringement and the project was halted with DQ marketing forced to go back to the drawing board.

Both parties (and ice cream lovers the world over) now agree it was the best possible outcome....although the condensed goat milk industry has never recovered....

[Alaskan Nobody]

This is not helped by Son of the Flood defenestrating every goat he comes across

[990Dreams]

Shar Wolf has not yet discovered a use for his Urbanmech. It simply sits in the hanger, waiting for a moment where it can troll...

[Sizzles]

One night, Shar Wolf David Hurricane, thought it would be funny to take all the heatsinks out of my HBK-4P . . .

I was not amused.

He also usurped my post.

Yet again, I was not amused.

Edited by Sizzles, 26 September 2014 - 01:08 PM.

[IraqiWalker]

Sizzles did not know that a HBK-4P without any heatsinks is how the company commander prepares bacon.

[StompingOnTanks]

IraqiWalker doesn't walk. He cartwheels.

[Time Bandit]

StompingOnTanks brought us to 76 pages, 76 being the number of the TIME BANDIT.

[Sparks Murphey]

For in the Book of Fun Facts it is writ:

"⁶ I cried to those on the team of red, 'What is this 76?' ⁷ and they answered, '76 is death. 76 is unstoppable. To know 76 is to know defeat.' ⁸ A great man wrought of steel crested the hill and I saw the number 76 on its chest, even though decals had not yet been introduced. ⁹ At his beckoning, the hordes of Lurm descended from the skies, and his eyes flashed both golden and blue as they spat bolts of particles and steel. ¹⁰ My companions begged their false god for aid, saying 'Oh my god Nerf, please!' ¹¹ Yet I knew at once that this was the TIME BANDIT, and I was defeated." - Book of Fun Facts 7:6-11

[990Dreams]

Sparks Murphey doesn't realize there is no book of fun facts.

[StompingOnTanks]

DavidHurricane advocated for the installment of an enclosed, Torso-Mounted Cockpit in the Atlas so eye lasers could be installed in the head; however, his design was rejected when the design bureau he worked for judged his drawing as "2spooky" and thus it was destroyed in a thermonuclear blast furnace along with other unholy things.

[Sizzles]

Stomping on Tanks has a pair of Hetzers' next to the 'Mech bay in which his Boomer is birthed. He refers to them as "foot cozies."

[IraqiWalker]

Sizzles once applied to work for NAIS, sadly he was rejected on the grounds of being fun-loving

[Time Bandit]

IraqiWalker gave Chuck Norris a heart attack


and BTW, Sparks, you are soooooo authorized to write a book like that about me. Lol

Sorry Sizzles, authorization for my biography revoked.

Edited by Time Bandit, 27 September 2014 - 01:25 PM.

[Sizzles]

Time bandits dosent like carrot cake . . .

He loves it.

Time Bandit, on 27 September 2014 - 01:24 PM, said:

Sorry Sizzles, authorization for my biography revoked.

Maybe this will work.

(This forum seems to hate images and gifs of all kinds.)

Edited by Sizzles, 27 September 2014 - 07:42 PM.

[Time Bandit]

Sizzles loves to give broken links.

[Sizzles]

*Time Bandit enters room, dramatic music plays*

GENTLEMEN! May I present to you, the greatest 'Mech to ever stand on two feet!

BEHOLD! . . . The UrbanMech!

And thus the legend was born.

[Time Bandit]

No wonder everyone is frightened of the Urbanmech (it may not look like much, but everyone ignores it, and then get messed up by it)

Sizzles was my partner in crime on the Urbanmech.

[StompingOnTanks]

Time Bandit owns an Urbanmech for daily city transportation. With it, he has defeated many challenges, including fallen bridges, construction work blocking his way, traffic jams, and the police who try to stop his daily commute (or rampage) constantly.

However, with great success comes more challenges and now Time Bandit finds himself trying to figure out how to defeat small tunnels, roads that go under highway bridges and power lines. We at Stomping Command wish him much luck on his quest.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks has already mastered the UrbanMech in MWO, including unlocking 3 Elite skills that aren't even in the game yet.