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[Lysander Voidrunner]

Got bad aim? No problem, our pattented Carrion Crows training program will help you with your crossed-eyed shooting.

[Lysander Voidrunner]

Hey guys, Lysander here! You might remember me from such memorable stompings as that time us Crows blew your whole team up and that time when you said pugs suck!

I'm here today to talk to you about exciting opportunities in Mechwarrior employment. The Carrion Crows are looking to recruit a few handso....ehm, I mean tough SoBs to shoot some laZerZ at other less rugged and less manly Mechwarriors from inferior units.

Now, at this point, you're going to tell me "But Lysander, what do You get out it this?" And the answer is very simple. I get your souls. Yes, you read that right, I am the Devil. So, as you can see, it's a fair trade. You get a kick-*** unit with ballin' Jocks as wingmen. That and you get a large unit for Community Warfare with less taxes to pay. In short, you get to keep more paper in your pocket.

www.CarrionCrows.com

[Johnny Redburn]

[Lysander Voidrunner]

Ooo, new effects in game and new balance tweeks. Who's intrested in joining the crows in a round of VERY professional testing?
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[Lysander Voidrunner]

Glorious day to you, Gentlemen (and Ladies, we don't discriminate). Have you got a second to talk about Mechwarrior? I'll assume that you do. You see, there is a problem is that many people are having problems while playing in PUGs, they simply don't enjoy the game as much as they should and it's all the fault of their own team. No coordination, no communication and some insults being hurled at them to boot! There are two things that you can do, either you QQquit or you ball up and join the Carrion Crows. Either way is fine by me.

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[Lysander Voidrunner]

Come join the crows, we employ the latest in Mechwarrior training techniques. You've already seen previews of advanced training manual, here's part three.






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Edited by Lysander Voidrunner, 23 January 2014 - 10:25 AM.

[Lysander Voidrunner]

You'd be surprised at the times we play now...

[N Danger]

Don't be fooled by imitations. There is only one Carrion Crows Merc Corp and we been here since Closed Beta.

No form to fill out and the only rule is that you treat others as you would want yourself to be treated.

http://www.carrioncrows.com/

Get our team speak info from our website and then hop on, say hello.

Then have fun with us killing stuff. You won't be sorry you did.

[AdultPuppetShow]

A good group of guys. I'm sort of a transient mech jock who drops with them from time to time, and I have to say, when the next sphere-wide war starts up I know who I'm going to hide behind.

[Lysander Voidrunner]

Grrreat news everyone, today we've received our very first unofficial nod of approval. Someone tried to phish on our forum @ www.CarrionCrows.com obviously the perpetrator has been cast out like the devil himself but, the fact remains that they took the time and effort to advertize their member enlarging pills offers on our forum, which can only mean one thing, we are a great way to advertize. If you ain't got no enemies then you're not doing it right. As it is, I would like to thank all my Crows for being awesome!

www.CarrionCrows.com

[VagGR]

Here are four easy steps that will greatly improve your way of life.

1) Go to www.carrioncrows.com
2) Register
3) Introduce yourself in our forums
4) Join us on TS and shoot **** with us

Enjoy!

Edited by VagGR, 24 January 2014 - 12:42 PM.

[Lysander Voidrunner]

VagGR, on 24 January 2014 - 12:41 PM, said:

Here are four easy steps that will greatly improve your way of life.

1) Go to www.carrioncrows.com
2) Register
3) Introduce yourself in our forums
4) Join us on TS and shoot **** with us

Enjoy!

Hi! I'm Lysander Voidrunner, CO of the Carrion Crows and I approve this message!

[MitzaVolchenko]

Amazing new changes! Proof that not only are we incapable of improving on dial ***** but we are incapable of installing ten c-bill windshield wipers on our hundred ton multi-million c-bill stompy robots.

Drop by and join the murder for a little good natured killing.

[VagGR]

MitzaVolchenko, on 25 January 2014 - 02:51 AM, said:

Amazing new changes! Proof that not only are we incapable of improving on dial ***** but we are incapable of installing ten c-bill windshield wipers on our hundred ton multi-million c-bill stompy robots.

Drop by and join the murder for a little good natured killing.

windshield wipers are lostech

[Asmaday]

So ΗI!

[Lysander Voidrunner]

Uh, not sure what to say as a witty comment here. So I'll just say that if you're homeless and you're looking for a warm place to call your own, you're more than welcome to join us.

www.CarrionCrows.com

Edited by Lysander Voidrunner, 25 January 2014 - 10:43 AM.

[Odanan]

"Join the murder": nice choice of words.

[Lysander Voidrunner]

You're really one of the few to get it, I guess it's too high brow for the young bloods these days.

[VagGR]

Join the crows they said...see the world they said....they were right!

[Lysander Voidrunner]

Are you tired of being stomped on by pugs? What are you waiting for, join the Carrion Crows and never have that problem again!
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