You other warriors can't deny
That when a mech walks in with that assault taste
And it's rear armour in your face
You just alpha
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that loadout was stuffed
Deep in the IS she's bearing
There's an XL it's just glaring
Oh, baby I wanna launch with ya
And up your kill count
My lancemates tried to warn me
But that tonnage you got
Make Me so slowly!
The mechs' are Not to Blame
Parody of Katie Melua's "The Flood."
Spoiler
- Broken weapons become salvage; and I hope that mine won’t Sometimes we’re thrown off the dropships We thought that was the way back too; But it was not, I Know my mech’ can only function; With my own input But it could become a prison; My life then will end and, Go back to where I came from.
- Blame! Mechs’ are not to blame! As bright as our lasers burn, Here comes, our lance, again
- See the controls you hold onto, Are they going to save you? When the ground begins to rumble As an Atlas rounds’ the be-end There is no running now. - Blame! Mechs’ are not to blame! As loud as Autocannons roar, Here comes, our lance, again - Gun away; The mechs’ that hold yours down Your ride will be; The one to free your doubts - Don’t trust your eyes (Gun away…) It’s too easy to believe them - Know in your heart that (the mechs’ that hold yours down) You can survive the mission. - Don’t trust your mind (Your ride will be) It’s not always listening - Turn up the heat (the one to free your doubts) And ride your outer limits - Don’t trust your eyes (Blame, mechs’ are not to blame) It’s too easy to believe them (Like the scream of the…) Know in your heart that you can survive the mission. (LRM’s, here comes our lance again!) - Blame! Mechs' are not to blame! Like the thunder of the PPC; Here comes our lance again…ooo ooo…
Well, this certainly fits better here, especially since fan songs appears to have vanished off the face of the forums...into fan creations.
Now put up the lyrics to Rig's on Fire! Is neat! And not mine to put up so yeah...
Rig's on Fire
Heat is a burning thing
And it makes my armor ping
The situation's dire
Help me, my rig's on fire
I ran into a barrage of fire
Went in the Caldera and my heat went higher
I need more heat sinks, to fight this fire
My rig's on fire
I ran into a barrage of fire
Went in the Caldera and my heat went higher
I need more heat sinks, to fight this fire
My rig's on fire
I shutdown, to tame the heat
Cool down, the temp is steep
Temp lights start to wink
I need another heat sink
I ran into a barrage of fire
Went in the Caldera and my heat went higher
I need more heat sinks, to fight this fire
My rig's on fire
I ran into a barrage of fire
Went in the Caldera and my heat went higher
I need more heat sinks, to fight this fire
My rig's on fire
And it burns, burns, burns, My rig's on fire
My rigs on fire
My rigs on fire
My rigs on fire
The video:
And probably because someone will want to see it, the lyrics to "What Does the Mech Say".
AC goes boom
SRM swoosh
Peeps go crack
and Pulses whup
AMS zips
Flamer crackle
NARC goes thud
Lasers pew
And tag goes zwip
And the LRMs (lurms) go whoosh whoosh whoosh
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the mech say?
Pewpewpew pewpewpewpewpew!
Pewpewpew pewpewpewpewpew!
Pewpewpew pewpewpewpewpew!
What does the mech say?
Boomboomboom boomboomboomboom boom
Boomboomboom boomboomboomboom boom
Boomboomboom boomboomboomboom boom
What does the mech say?
Dakkadakkadak Dakkadakkadak
Dakkadakkadak Dakkadakkadak
Dakkadakkadak Dakkadakkadak
What does the mech say?
Whooshwhooshwhoosh whooshwhooshwhooshwhooshwhoosh
Whooshwhooshwhoosh whooshwhooshwhooshwhooshwhoosh
Whooshwhooshwhoosh whooshwhooshwhooshwhooshwhoosh
What does the mech say?
Your armor shines
Death from above
Like a demon from the sky
But if we meet
I'm in your sights
Will you communicate by
boomboomboomboomboom
boomboomboomboomboom
boomboomboomboomboom
Or will you speak to me by
pewpewpewpewpew
pewpewpewpewpew
pewpewpewpewpew
What does the mech say?
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
What the mech say?
LocationTier 3 basement - searching for funyuns and mountain dew
Posted 29 April 2014 - 12:19 PM
.....with apologies to the Lumineers I give you "MWO, Hey"
MWO Hey!
I been trying to do it right
playin MWO every night
shootin' all the mechs in red
still I always end up dead
...my KDR in the neg.
Hey!
MWO!
So I've tried the PPCs
lasers, missles, and ACs
scour the forums all night long
still I don't know where I went wrong
maybe writing this song???
Alpha....Bravo......Charlie.....
I shoot at you, I miss and overheat, where did you go....
You shoot at me, red rear CT, AC20 ammo explodes...
Hey!
MWO!
Whenever I drop on Alpine
Short range build every time, but on
Terra Therma multi-PPCs
cockpit seat smouldering...
and that enemy spider....
ecm'ed right next to me
Gamma....Kappa.....Theta....
I blame it on the noobs, I blame it on the team, I blame it on latency
No communication, no one RTBs, it couldn't be me??
Hellllllp! I need it now
but no-one comes
Soooooo! I'm a spectator
I rule at old maid, I'm champ at tiddlywinks, I'm the bomb at dominoes
I just can't figure out, what the yelling is all about, isn't "armlock" related to Judo?
Hey!
MWO!
last one....
Hey!
enjoy, ridicule, or otherwise enjoy ridiculing my feeble attempt