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#1 ccrider

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Posted 19 February 2015 - 02:06 PM

Coordinator,

Kurita Brash, Cocky

Golden Zerg Returns



I'd post this in the Kurita forums, but honestly, I'm pretty sure they all live in the Davion forums anyway so this seemed more efficient. Be honest guys, for all the adorable smack talk, SECRETLY, every Kurita member wishes they could be part of the Federated Suns. Just admit it; open up your heart to me. No one needs to know what's said here guys; this is a safe place.

I look forward to the outpouring of emotion I expect from all of you DCMS pilots. I promise "Dear Corrdinator" won't be told of what is discussed here. This place is for friends and feelings. I'll be expecting lots of mature discussion and some real breakthroughs as we delve into the reasons for your anger and hostility towards the faction that you wish you could be in.

Thanks in advance for taking part in this endeavor,
ccrider

#2 JamboJuice

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Posted 19 February 2015 - 02:10 PM

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#3 Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky

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Posted 19 February 2015 - 02:10 PM

pale imitation of my heritage , +1

#4 ccrider

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Posted 19 February 2015 - 02:33 PM

Hold up now; you have to make sense when writing poetry now? I was under the impression that Haiku was 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again and you just picked random words to meet that criteria. Aren't you all supposed to be interpreting it for hidden meaning, beauty, whatever? I didn't realize I'd be on the hook for that part as well.

Harumph, writing poetry is hard.

#5 stratagos

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Posted 19 February 2015 - 03:15 PM

Gently wafting snowflakes fall
Upon the Pennsylvania ground
Holy balls, it is cold

#6 Richter Kerensky

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Posted 19 February 2015 - 04:00 PM

Your haiku look like a dishrag and not follow 5/7/5 rule. Shameful.

Co Ord In A Tor - this is how people actually talk Ha HA Ha

#7 Novawrecker

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 10:03 AM

View Postccrider, on 19 February 2015 - 02:06 PM, said:

Coordinator,

Kurita Brash, Cocky

Golden Zerg Returns




View Postccrider, on 19 February 2015 - 02:33 PM, said:

... I was under the impression that Haiku was 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again and you just picked random words to meet that criteria ...

... Harumph, writing poetry is hard.


No impression. Haiku is indeed 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again. Btw, yours is 5/6/5. Apparently poetry is indeed hard for you (so is math?) ;)

Edited by Novawrecker, 23 February 2015 - 10:10 AM.


#8 Kara Ben Nemsi

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 10:19 AM

There's also an older form, the Tanka with 5/7/5/7/7

#9 Alexander Steel

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 10:27 AM

Haikus are primitive form of modern Kurita ballad.



#10 Alexander Steel

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 10:33 AM

Davion Leader,
Hanse, Weakness discovered
All you can eat night.

#11 Vassago Rain

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 06:45 PM

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#12 Alexander Steel

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Posted 24 February 2015 - 05:59 AM

Hanse Davion, Shame!
Why you so fat? Nation mourns,
Heart to weak to beat.


#13 BlakeAteIt

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Posted 24 February 2015 - 03:13 PM

Kurita pilots
Out-poem Clan Davion.
Haiku are easy.





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