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#21 Alexander Steel

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 09:42 AM

Some advise to remember for MS mechs warriors looking to spend some social time down on Kentares IV.

Q: How do you pick up somebody from Kentares IV ?
A: With a Dust Buster.

Q: Why do Kentares IV people make the best spouses?
A: The are the best Matches is the Galaxy.

Q: What's the one thing you can't get somebody from Kentares IV to do?
A: Stop smoking.



#22 HARDKOR

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 09:45 AM

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#23 Alexander Steel

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 09:48 AM

Oh!

Q: How many Kentares IV people can you fit into a locust?
A: All of them if the mech has an ash tray.

#24 Necromantion

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 10:18 AM

View PostAlexander Steel, on 28 February 2015 - 09:42 AM, said:

Some advise to remember for MS mechs warriors looking to spend some social time down on Kentares IV.

Q: How do you pick up somebody from Kentares IV ?
A: With a Dust Buster.

Q: Why do Kentares IV people make the best spouses?
A: The are the best Matches is the Galaxy.

Q: What's the one thing you can't get somebody from Kentares IV to do?
A: Stop smoking.

View PostAlexander Steel, on 28 February 2015 - 09:48 AM, said:

Oh!

Q: How many Kentares IV people can you fit into a locust?
A: All of them if the mech has an ash tray.



You just won the internetz hahahaha :)

#25 bobF

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 10:52 AM

View PostThe Droid, on 28 February 2015 - 09:06 AM, said:

If he didn't leave MS he won't be there for long now thanks to Jerkstar being run by a pack of fools. RIP


I wasn't involved in "the thread" and I've duly called some people amateur hour clownshoes who should leave the forum PvP to the professionals.

That being said, I still love my detached, special duty with the merc freebirths, and their hearts are in the right place.

*bows 68.5°*

#26 HARDKOR

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 11:04 AM

View PostbobF, on 28 February 2015 - 10:52 AM, said:


I wasn't involved in "the thread" and I've duly called some people amateur hour clownshoes who should leave the forum PvP to the professionals.

That being said, I still love my detached, special duty with the merc freebirths, and their hearts are in the right place.

*bows 68.5°*

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#27 Koshirou

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 03:43 AM

"Patriots of House Davion"

*looks at CW logos 5 days later*

#28 Benjamin Davion

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Posted 04 March 2015 - 07:18 PM

View PostVassago Rain, on 28 February 2015 - 07:30 AM, said:

But in all seriousness, the second MS moves on, and move on they will, the honorable samurai will swoop in and reclaim it.

If anything, this episode teaches us that no one sees a reason to bother with MS.


Funnily enough, that hasn't happened... hm.

#29 Harvey Batchall Kerensky at Law

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:44 AM

View PostBenjamin Davion, on 04 March 2015 - 07:18 PM, said:


Funnily enough, that hasn't happened... hm.


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#30 Tasker

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:52 AM

View PostBenjamin Davion, on 04 March 2015 - 07:18 PM, said:


Funnily enough, that hasn't happened... hm.


Know what else has yet to happen? You to win a match. Ha ha.

*tosses u a quarter*

Here. Next time you feel need to cry in all chat about own team to NKVA who stomping on your balls, please stop at pay phone and call someone who care instead. Keep the change.

Ha ha.





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