1: You and long range snipers are the most hated people on the battlefield.
2: It is your job to be the most hated person on the battlefield.
3: You will be killed by some twitchy light mech with a wiffle bat, two rocks and a dime bag [Redacted].
4: The only thing worse than getting caught by yourself by a twitchy light mech with a wiffle bat, two rocks and dime bag [Reacted] the Cataphract that comes to rescue you with a pair of Ultra AC5's. Friendly fire is amazingly accurate.
5: There is a magic number. I do not know what it is precisely, but I know it exists. At a certain point, when you are dropping salvos on an opponent, you will see a swarm of blue triangles, composed of mainly light mechs and a few liquored up mediums and heavies, attack your target like a school of hungry piranha swarming a helpless deer in the river. Someday, you will be the helpless deer in the river.
6: You will accidentally kill someone filming a video for their YouTube channel. They will hold a grudge.
7: Even though you might be driving a heavy mech, you are not a Jaeger. Repeat this until you learn it. This may take several days.
8: When looking at your mech it may appear you are driving a formidable war machine, but to your opponents, you are a pinata with legs full of candy.
9: Assault mechs are your friends. They provide larger targets for the enemy to shoot at, and are slow moving targets for you, as turning around or finding cover can take them several minutes.
10: As missle damage is diffuse, your kills shots are mainly accidental. The enemy's kills shots on you are entirely intentional.
Edited by GM Patience, 18 March 2015 - 01:25 PM.