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[Joseph Mallan]

LordBraxton, on 09 April 2015 - 06:29 PM, said:

OP i need advice PLZ

I have been lifting seriously for the past several months, after a long period of only running and bodyweight exercises.
I take my shape really seriously, but Im having a hard time gaining mass past a certain point.
I supplement heavily, but it seems I cant get those final big gains Ive been looking for.
Everyone is SHOCKED when they hear my weight, because Im really tall, but they dont see how slender I am.
What can I do? Being tall and skinny was only sexy when I was younger, now as an adult Im just a scrawny white boy who can't lift, cant jump, cant get laid.

Last time I weighed myself, I was still sitting at 70 tons, no matter how much I eat + supplement!!

Plz HELP!

-Grasshopper

Try standing up and you might find out you are an Atlas!

[ibex230]

I deadlifted 400lbs yesterday, did a pyramid set buildup from 200lbs. Rounded it off with some hanging leg raises and chin ups to failure.

Most of the girls at my gym are really hot hardbodies, just too bad they are all into crossfit and give off that Jehovas witness/scientology crazy eyes vibe. :/

[Joseph Mallan]

ibex230, on 10 April 2015 - 08:48 AM, said:

I deadlifted 400lbs yesterday, did a pyramid set buildup from 200lbs. Rounded it off with some hanging leg raises and chin ups to failure.

Most of the girls at my gym are really hot hardbodies, just too bad they are all into crossfit and give off that Jehovas witness/scientology crazy eyes vibe. :/

Stop looking at their eyes and ask one out you coward!

[BourbonFaucet]

Having a lot of fun reading this thread. :3

[LordBraxton]

Joseph Mallan, on 10 April 2015 - 08:48 AM, said:

Stop looking at their eyes and ask one out you coward!

Bad advice!!! I thought art girls were crazy till I dated a fitness model. 'In love' in 4 days, wanted me to meet her family in 2 weeks, and then broke it off because 'things were moving to fast,' within a month. I felt like a spectator I had so little control. Don't ride that coaster. Someday we'll all find beautiful women who love battletech, right? lel. jk. Well I'm out, gotta get liftin again to fix this grasshopper physique I got goin on. Im totally DOA

[Joseph Mallan]

LordBraxton, on 10 April 2015 - 09:42 AM, said:

Bad advice!!! I thought art girls were crazy till I dated a fitness model. 'In love' in 4 days, wanted me to meet her family in 2 weeks, and then broke it off because 'things were moving to fast,' within a month. I felt like a spectator I had so little control. Don't ride that coaster. Someday we'll all find beautiful women who love battletech, right? lel. jk. Well I'm out, gotta get liftin again to fix this grasshopper physique I got goin on. Im totally DOA

My Wife hates gaming! I didn't say date/marry the psycho I said ask her out! That she kicked you to the curb is what you wanted. Hopefully it was after you learned if she knew tantric yoga!

[AlmightyAeng]

Pretty sure NVKA lifts their hearts to Dear Coordinator.

[Zoid]

Of course, gotta look good when modeling the latest neurohelmet/cooling vest combo.

[Lily from animove]

QuantumButler, on 10 April 2015 - 06:37 AM, said:

Trick question because jjs don't generate any lift they just let you hover.

hmm, my firestarter and my commando would disagree. but thats probably still not lifting, its more skyrocketing.

[ibex230]

Joseph Mallan, on 10 April 2015 - 08:48 AM, said:

Stop looking at their eyes and ask one out you coward!

Until you realise that most fitness/crossfit chicks are real nutcases and suffer from severe OCD/narcissism. I've dated a few when I was younger, never again. You think a girl is bad during "that time of the month"? Try one cutting her carbs. All hell break lose for the slightest thing. And God help you if you eat anything tasty.

[Zensei]

Richter Kerensky, on 09 April 2015 - 12:17 PM, said:

Well, do they?

Not the majority, they buy new mouses (mice) (messe) when the rubber wears to a nub go to simplyshredded.com if you want exercise advice. its an Aussie site with many supreme women of the rock hard type.

I lift besides this game, its my first addiction.

[StraferX]

ibex230, on 10 April 2015 - 11:13 AM, said:

? Try one cutting her carbs. All hell break lose for the slightest thing. And God help you if you eat anything tasty.

This is my life right now. My wife over the last year has lost 89 pounds due to body combat and zumba stuff plus some advocare products, I am now an advisor..lol. She just started Grit and the first 21 days is no carbs. She is actually doing well and has not stabbed me "yet" fortunatly I am very fit so I can fight her off.

[Almond Brown]

It appears from the Video I do a lot of walking on the "Yellow Brick Road" Does that count and can I get some "miring" pls. LOL! That video was hilarious...

[Abisha]

Lift? like this
https://youtu.be/lTTmWiCoqHc?t=23s

Edited by Abisha, 10 April 2015 - 11:38 AM.

[Vandul]

Lily from animove, on 10 April 2015 - 11:07 AM, said:

hmm, my firestarter and my commando would disagree. but thats probably still not lifting, its more skyrocketing.

Can you point out where exactly you put the JJ on the Commando?

[Lyoto Machida]

Not anymore. I play real sports...not trying to be the best at exercising.

A Large Infant, on 09 April 2015 - 06:32 PM, said:

Brah I do crossfit

Nice...so a bunch of pre-established exercises done with bad form. Got it.

[StompingOnTanks]

Only 100 tons? Does your Atlas even lift, bro?

[Sizzles]

Dost thou even lyft?

[Lily from animove]

Vandul, on 10 April 2015 - 11:51 AM, said:

Can you point out where exactly you put the JJ on the Commando?

No, its too dark there.

[SnagaDance]