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[Celente]

I had a huge fight with my girlfriend and ended up getting kicked out of our shared apartment. So I ended up moving back into my Dad's house.

"I don't understand son," he said. "Nancy seemed to be a really nice girl."

"She's a great girl, Dad" I said. "But she doesn't understand."

"She doesn't understand what?"

"Tukayyid..." I said.

"Tukayyid..." my father gasped.

"She says I'm being selfish playing MWO but the Inner Sphere needs me now, more than ever."

"Its too dangerous son," he said. "Waves and waves of Clanners driving mostly Timberwolves and Stormcrows because they are OP and God knows how many of them are using aimbots and wallhacks."

"The game is balanced Dad," I interrupted him. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Don't do it Son. Wait for the next patch."

"I don't care what the odds are Dad," I said. "Billions and billions of people are relying on us to stop the invasion."

Then, my father fell silent and tears streamed down his cheeks. "I have never been more proud of you as I have been today."

[MoonUnitBeta]

[Deathlike]

I'm pretty sure the title of this story is called "My Girlfriend is a Clanner".

Please check for "missing bellybutton" to be sure.

[pbiggz]

die clanner

[Armored Yokai]

i cry every tiem

[Gaussfather]

My Boss at work said the same thing... "Tukkayid? WTF? ... and those reports that are due?"

"Sorry sir, the Streakcrow ate them."

Then I called him an obvious Clan supporter, quit, and sued the company for discrimination.

Case still pending... hope the outcome on Thursday supports my position.

Edited by Jman88, 28 April 2015 - 03:58 PM.

[Damon Howe]

....aaaaaaaannnnnnnd like that we go from awesome to sexism...

[Ollorin]

Celente, on 24 April 2015 - 05:23 PM, said:

I had a huge fight with my girlfriend and ended up getting kicked out of our shared apartment. So I ended up moving back into my Dad's house.

"I don't understand son," he said. "Nancy seemed to be a really nice girl."

"She's a great girl, Dad" I said. "But she doesn't understand."

"She doesn't understand what?"

"Tukayyid..." I said.

"Tukayyid..." my father gasped.

"She says I'm being selfish playing MWO but the Inner Sphere needs me now, more than ever."

"Its too dangerous son," he said. "Waves and waves of Clanners driving mostly Timberwolves and Stormcrows because they are OP and God knows how many of them are using aimbots and wallhacks."

"The game is balanced Dad," I interrupted him. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Don't do it Son. Wait for the next patch."

"I don't care what the odds are Dad," I said. "Billions and billions of people are relying on us to stop the invasion."

Then, my father fell silent and tears streamed down his cheeks. "I have never been more proud of you as I have been today."

*slow clap*

[CTsai]

freeborn scum.

[Trondheim Live Daily Report]

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[Xetelian]

My fiancee is like "I want to spend some time together" I just scream "STFU TUKAYYID!!" and run away.

[Nightshade24]

Deathlike, on 24 April 2015 - 05:31 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure the title of this story is called "My Girlfriend is a Clanner".

Please check for "missing bellybutton" to be sure.

If it's a Clan Ghost Bear... they still reproduce via normal Sexual intercourse AKA Bellybutton is present.