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[buryingbeetle]

Capellan Information Service
Planet Sian
Capellan Confederation
31 May, 3050


Today elements of the Tau Ceti Rangers and House Liao Gatekeepers crushed the effete, ineffectual and pathetic forces of the Federated Suns.

"We're not horrible people just because we abandon our worlds" said Commander Shepard of House Davion. "We're horrible people because we hate christmas and we smell of elderberries." Commander Shepard then talked about several things, including a failed romance with his friend Wrex. From what we gathered Wrex was a imaginary lizard.

Soon after the interview Liao units arived. Thankfully, Comander Shepard was crushed underneath an Tau Ceti Ranger Atlas piloted by "Blasto McDangerous". While some say it was a very adbrupt, dangerous, sexy and renegade action, others say that the pilot "Blasto McDangerous" was just putting down another "davrat". When asked for statement about what was under his shoe Blasto simply stated that "This one was renegade with your mother last night" and launched his SRMS at a nearby home for retired davion pilots abandoned pancake house. Mmmmmm pancakes

Edited by buryingbeetle, 31 May 2015 - 05:31 AM.

[lobo gris]

congratulations !!