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[Dino Might]

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[GRiPSViGiL]

Hardly, that map is wide open and they aren't forced into one or the other choke point.

[Speedy Plysitkos]

Lie.

They got no LRMs.

[XxXAbsolutZeroXxX]

I would like to see a match with these guys playing.

[Turambar]

I just laughed pretty hard.

[Milocinia]

Major lack of ECM.

[PurpleNinja]

Posting facebook links...

[Kiiyor]

LOL.

I think this is more accurate though, but only if we're describing a newbie's first 50 matches:

[TLBFestus]

Hey..I was in that match.

Scouting...in the far corner.....in the fetal position.....

[Iqfish]

We need at least two very fat people with lot's of big guns in there to resemble the Clan Assaults.

You know, the Dakkawhales which, once they open fire on you, bring your game down to 10fps and completely ruin every chance of getting out alive.

Edited by Iqfish, 06 August 2015 - 06:31 PM.

[El Bandito]

There should be some guys jumping up and down behind the stage and throwing **** at the other team.

[NephyrisX]

How is this even remotely accurate?

I don't see teammates punching others in the back.

[Dino Might]

PurpleNinja, on 06 August 2015 - 04:22 PM, said:

Posting facebook links...

Sorry, didn't use my google fu to find the youtube version

[Lexx]

If that was MWO one side would have grouped together, singled someone out on the other side, and group punched him down before moving on to the next guy. Meanwhile the side getting clobbered one by one would have panicked and spread out all over the ring.

[Alistair Winter]

Fairly accurate. Although there should have been a giant object in the center of the ring, forcing everyone to run around it.

TTK was spot on though.

[Star Colonel Silver Surat]

A single lightly built guy should have run into the middle of the other team at the beginning of the match and been clobbered.

The next round he'd be wiser and circle the outside of the ring looking for opportunities to punch people in the back or kick them in the shins.

Also, they all forgot to equip their ice pack and water bottle consumables.

[Nothing Whatsoever]

Hmm...

With pugging into several matches, over time we get... (WAT.... WAT... )

Spoiler

and so on, with different frequencies; and so on and some such; to a 1.0 W/L right so?! Is it Friday yet?

Edited by Praetor Knight, 06 August 2015 - 09:30 PM.

[The Mech behind you]

A few things missing. If that would be like MWO then

- 2 guys would sleep in the ring

- A couple of them would hide behind the ref, a teammate or just move to the corner and throw their gloves onto the others

- One would charge right into the other group all alone before his buddies are even in position to hit something

- One small guy would run over to their corner and stand there till a guy of the other group steps back and knocks him out

- Someone trying to back up because two baddies hammering on him while a buddy is standing right behind him pushing forward

- A guy who's trying to punch a baddie but instead knocks out a buddy standing in front of him

- Some fighters hopping around

- Someone trying to punch another guy while standing 10m away from him

- A couple of them brought a slingshot to a box fight and keep knocking out fighters from distance (Gauss reference)

- A small guy running around and mostly hiding behind others and as soon as a baddie is fighting with the guy they hide behind, they will pop out and hit the baddie into the nuts.

- Another small guy standing in the corner and trying to glare someone with the hand mirror he brought. And as soon as his buddies are all knocked down he's putting up his stealth cape and starts to run around in the ring and trying to hide for the last 7 minutes

- One team would build a conga line and only the 2 guys at the top would fight their whole team

- One team would just proceed to back up ...all.the.effing.time.

Edit: Well, regarding that list... I start to think MWO is more like a bar fight when everyone is drunken to a lethal level.

Edited by Norman Kosh, 06 August 2015 - 11:12 PM.

[Pjwned]

If you want to post stupid off-topic nonsense then go to Reddit instead.

[Joseph Mallan]

Dino Might, on 06 August 2015 - 03:39 PM, said:

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Boo Ya!