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[Appogee]

... which BattleMech would Donald Trump be?

A few suggestions to get you started...

• Cyclops: strange thing on top of head
  
• Storm Crow: oddly small hands
  
• Locust: ideal crotch-height targeting
  
• Timberwolf: popular with masses, despite obvious flaws
  
• Pretty Baby: worst Hero ever
  
• UrbanMech: head swivels 360 degrees when possessed by demons
  
• Atlas: just keeps coming at you, regardless
  
• Vindicator: seems promising at first, but proves hugely disappointing in the end

[Juodas Varnas]

Mackie.
Old.
Fat.
Ugly
With an emphasis on phallic weapon placement.

Edited by Juodas Varnas, 11 November 2016 - 06:11 AM.

[William Pryde]

Appogee, on 11 November 2016 - 06:09 AM, said:

• Vindicator: seems promising at first, but proves hugely disappointing in the end

Bit early to say this, hopefully he'll prove expectations wrong (hoped the same thing when Obama was elected, but...). You forgot:

Kodiak: Just keeps spewing crap at you until you have no choice but to accept defeat

[Snowbluff]

William Pryde, on 11 November 2016 - 06:17 AM, said:

Kodiak: Just keeps spewing crap at you until you have no choice but to accept defeat

Kodiak would be a different president, that wins by a landslide victory, because everyone wanted it. :3

Edited by Snowbluff, 11 November 2016 - 06:20 AM.

[razenWing]

You need something that lost the popular appeal, but was decidedly made good by an arguably unfair system.

Basically, one of the Inner Sphere mech that was quirked to hell to compete with the Clan counterpart.

Oxide? A small walking pen15. Sounds about right.

[Bombast]

The Linebacker, obviously.

Tristan Winter, on 07 November 2016 - 04:26 PM, said:

Thoughts?

Spoiler

[LordKnightFandragon]

Rather what would Hillary be as a Mech?


Some light mech with really good radar, sensors and ability to hack your Emails?

[Juodas Varnas]

LordKnightFandragon, on 11 November 2016 - 06:39 AM, said:

Rather what would Hillary be as a Mech?


Some light mech with really good radar, sensors and ability to hack your Emails?

Arctic Cheater?

[Dark Wooki33 IIC]

What about "Victor"?

[naterist]

kdk-3, he can show up and do whatever the f*** he wants for giggles, and he still gets top damage.

[El Bandito]

Casuals and mid-skilled players like it, while established meta/comp players sneer at it. Trump is....




KING CRAB.


Now someone do a badly photoshopped KGC Trump with tiny claws.

Edited by El Bandito, 11 November 2016 - 07:04 AM.

[Brizna]

Warhawk: It looks scary and mean but once you know its weakness you can disable it easily.

[Novakaine]

In honor of Da Trumps victory.
I have renamed my King Krab.
Da Trumpster!

Edited by Novakaine, 11 November 2016 - 07:04 AM.

[Bud Crue]

Novakaine, on 11 November 2016 - 07:04 AM, said:

In honor of Da Trumps victory.
I have renamed my King Krab.
Da Trumpster!

Well, that thing does like quite adapt at grabbing other mechs by the pus...

[DAYLEET]

Good question. Which mech failed at everything it has done before? Which mech survive on his name only? Which mech reeks of racism, misogy...which mech is inanely and genuinely a scociopath? And still manage to be popular with Tier5? i have no answer, this was just a rant.

[Lily from animove]

razenWing, on 11 November 2016 - 06:35 AM, said:

You need something that lost the popular appeal, but was decidedly made good by an arguably unfair system.

Basically, one of the Inner Sphere mech that was quirked to hell to compete with the Clan counterpart.

Oxide? A small walking pen15. Sounds about right.

so the dragon? which alter received overbuffs buy the very fair and well done quirkening..

[Appogee]

[Vanguard319]

LordKnightFandragon, on 11 November 2016 - 06:39 AM, said:

Rather what would Hillary be as a Mech?


Some light mech with really good radar, sensors and ability to hack your Emails?

Ostscout IIC?

[xengk]

[Kalimaster]

Novakaine, on 11 November 2016 - 07:04 AM, said:

In honor of Da Trumps victory.
I have renamed my King Krab.
Da Trumpster!

lol x10